Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

Biffed it! Love that - stealing it

Ffs stop saying ooooooooooooo

If you're going to give raw fish to one of them, Gregg is the right choice.

Lisa cooks like a bastard every day I reckon. She’s too good.

kitty is doomed

'I've tackled another area of the world.' You made a taco, you didn't invade Abyssinia.

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A watched microwave never boils Ryan

Sea bass can take strong flavours, piss off, John.

Cmon Adam. Do it

Death cap risotto! Finally, the Mumsnet Gregg's Who's Coming to Dinner menu is fully realised.

I've just realised who Kitty reminds me of. Is she based on GC?

Big bowl and a spoon Adam. Will look better than sexy. Proper pyjama food.

A little bit of parsley on the top, Adam, job's a goodun.

Kitty you're a bloke love.

Risotto looks like it could be all right though.

Is katya competitive? She never mentions it.

Who doesn't want to eat a giant pastry bowl?

Ryan's risotto looks like slop

Cat sick alert!

Pasta and pastry. Sounds lush to me.

To be fair, Katya might be tapping into Gregg's secret dreams, serving a giant vol au vent.

😂😂😂

Am liking cat sick in a pastry bowl.

Everything's better served on pastry.

Feck that looks lovely

I've never understood why they don't do a nice spag bol. Because let's face it, they might as well.