Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

Why does that not surprise me? It would be nice if the picked celebs who actually wanted to cook!

I'd forgotten about Jonty and his 'pusta'.

Yep, pining for Paul, too.

How long do you marinate for @Jellykat?

might give that a go

Why Lisa pretending she doesn’t cook. Ffs.

Think they're still doing the rounds!

The 5 o’clock shadow!

Sadly all the marinating in the world isn't going to fix tofu for me. The last one I had did actually taste nice but one bit and I couldn't eat more as the texture makes me feel quite off

Gregggg and Jonty sound like a pair of pickup artists negging the contestants tonight.
You've done this weird/bad thing but I don't mind.
It's making my skin crawl.

Katya did great especially making her own pasta which I was worried they weren't going to mention

Tofu looks like it would squeak like Halloumi

Did they do Son of My Father: What a Fucking Bastard?

Deep fried halloumi fries are bloody gorgeous, in the freezer in Tesco

No it’s work of the devil. Stop this

The point of tofu is it is a vegetarian protein source.

I quite like it, especially small cubes in a miso soup.

Honest to god they really are delicious and I'm a bit of a fussy fecker when it comes to certain foods, I wouldn't steer you wrong littlebrowndog 😁

Thank you @Ellenanora7 heading there Friday! Will grab some to try - I could actually go that right now. But will have to settle for cheese on toast

Funnily enough, John Torode has a good miso soup with tofu recipe from his 'wandering about Asia' programmes. Miso paste, water, radishes, spring onions, tofu...

I'm rather enjoying Adam's repertoire of replacement swear words

No Ella I hate squeaky food. But might try them and get back to you. …..

Hope you enjoy @FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

And imagine how many tacos Jesus of Nazareth could make with that one big lump of fish.

I've never heard a squeak @littlbrowndog it's probably been deep fried out though 😊

Kitty's fish is burnt I bet they won't mention it

@EsmaCannonball 😁