Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

I thought that at first but now - and I do feel a bit cruel saying this - I'm being put in mind of Caitlin Moran. (Or the actress who played Elizabeth Barton in Wolf Hall.)

Fuck off Gregg. You know nowt.

Katya's dish makes me want to try a macaroni pie.

We have macaroni pies here in Scotland

I clearly need to move to Scotland

OH is Scottish and he thinks everything is better in a pie

Our corner shop next to work sells Macaroni pies. Sell out every day.

Oh god I've just remembered when Gregg was on SCD and Alionas reaction to getting him as a partner 😯

A cat sick with a flower on the top is still cat sick.

I can't stop hearing Jack Duckworth now.

Omg was greg on strictly. Ffs

I was about to say Gregg and John have obviously never had a macaroni pie in Glasgow.

Slightly worried Adam is going home and he's one of only two I like

It was a Moment.

Not for long to be fair

That jambalaya looks divine. I’d like a dollop of sour cream on it

Och I like Adam

My batteries have run out.
that truffle thing looked nice. And he punctured the wankery of edible flowers nicely.

Is slightly dry chicken worse than pasta in a pie, according to Gregg & John?

I don't want Adam to go home.

Ohh dammit I missed it. I will be with you all tomorrow!!

Oh fuck of greg.

Mel Blatt has competition now.

Adam going home sad 😞

I think kitty is going.

What!