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Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

969 replies

Pebbldashery · 18/08/2022 20:02

Thread 2!

OP posts:
Sunbird24 · 18/08/2022 20:52

Chi-pottle… 🤦‍♀️

Wolfcub · 18/08/2022 20:52

Chip-ottle? Fuck off gregg

littlbrowndog · 18/08/2022 20:52

Ooh no slippery

GrouchyKiwi · 18/08/2022 20:52

Phew, that's a relief, Mel.

GrouchyKiwi · 18/08/2022 20:52

Chipestell.

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2022 20:52

Sorry.. What?? "Chip-pottle"

Wolfcub · 18/08/2022 20:52

Bloody love suet pastry

ilovesooty · 18/08/2022 20:52

TheDogsMother · 18/08/2022 20:51

Noooooo please don't let Chris go through. I hope Mel isn't robbed.

I can't wait to see the back of him. I don't want Cliff to go home.

TheDogsMother · 18/08/2022 20:53

Urrrggh Gregg

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/08/2022 20:53

John’s hair is going very Audrey’s salon again.
is that supposed to be that beige?

littlbrowndog · 18/08/2022 20:53

Yay cliff 🍾🍾

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2022 20:53

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/08/2022 20:53

John’s hair is going very Audrey’s salon again.
is that supposed to be that beige?

Laughing out loud at Audrey's salon.. Right behind Mavis and Blanche

GrouchyKiwi · 18/08/2022 20:54

Well done, Cliff. He's getting better round by round. Smile

EsmaCannonball · 18/08/2022 20:54

That pie is proper pie size. 'Too big' is a Masterchef concept.

TheDogsMother · 18/08/2022 20:54

That's a good effort. Who goes ?

Halsall · 18/08/2022 20:54

I do NOT want to hear Greggggggg saying 'your liquor is thick and a little bit salty'. Not ever, ever again. Thanks awfully.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/08/2022 20:54

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2022 20:52

Sorry.. What?? "Chip-pottle"

Goes with tort-illas.
That pud. Yummy yummy.(sorry)

littlbrowndog · 18/08/2022 20:54

Eubanks goes.

ilovesooty · 18/08/2022 20:55

Chris has to go.

GrouchyKiwi · 18/08/2022 20:55

They'll have to boot Chris because he was worst in the pasta round, and Freddy basically cooked his own dish.

Jellykat · 18/08/2022 20:55

Theyve all done really well in this round!

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2022 20:55

Send Chris home.

Wolfcub · 18/08/2022 20:55

Oh come on lads stop pretending there's any decision to be made here

Pebbledashery · 18/08/2022 20:56

Love Cliff

TheDogsMother · 18/08/2022 20:56

Good call 🎉🎉🎉