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Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

969 replies

Pebbldashery · 18/08/2022 20:02

Thread 2!

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EsmaCannonball · 30/08/2022 21:11

John's colour combo makes him look like he's in charge of the snake house at the zoo.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/08/2022 21:11

I’m listening to the new Strike. Can I recommend to block out annoying.

TheDogsMother · 30/08/2022 21:12

Esma 🤣

littlbrowndog · 30/08/2022 21:12

Burning dog vomit

Ellenanora7 · 30/08/2022 21:12

SpinCityBlues · 30/08/2022 21:10

Apparently you have to marinade it in special chilli-volcano sauce for about a million years (or an equivalent geological period) or it tastes of nothing.

😁😁😁😁

Ah dammit no volcanoes near me so I'll never know 😂

Halsall · 30/08/2022 21:13

Did Lisa just say 'calvolo nero'?

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 30/08/2022 21:13

Oh Adam. You have just said one of my GTF words. I do not like upskill.

Katya - I love a shit ton of garlic. I’m coming round yours.

Blueberrycreampie · 30/08/2022 21:14

Hello everyone, how are we all?

SpinCityBlues · 30/08/2022 21:14

Adam Pearson is amazing with his disability work and he has a lot of personality.

I'd eat that cauliflower!

Wolfcub · 30/08/2022 21:15

I hate the texture of tofu

TheDogsMother · 30/08/2022 21:15

Evening Blueberry. Not sure we have any super chefs so far.

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 30/08/2022 21:15

That cauliflower I’d eat. In a big bap with tonnes of butter.

littlbrowndog · 30/08/2022 21:16

Never eaten the tofu never going to

Halsall · 30/08/2022 21:16

Once again I find myself yearning for Paul Chuckle.

And that is not a sentence I ever thought I’d write.

EsmaCannonball · 30/08/2022 21:16

Chicory Bitterness: the world's worst tribute band.

FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge · 30/08/2022 21:16

I have never had tofu. I’d eat that I think Ryan.

Wolfcub · 30/08/2022 21:16

Omg the nipples

littlbrowndog · 30/08/2022 21:17

Bbc and drag queens. 🤷‍♀️

Ellenanora7 · 30/08/2022 21:17

The tofu looks like chicken nuggets

Jellykat · 30/08/2022 21:17

Tofu marinated in Soy sauce and garlic , then flash fried is yummy!

Halsall · 30/08/2022 21:18

That fried tofu looks uncomfortably like SpongeBob Square-Pants on a plate.

BigFatLiar · 30/08/2022 21:19

littlbrowndog · 30/08/2022 21:16

Never eaten the tofu never going to

Best way to prepare tofu is to put it in the bin

Ellenanora7 · 30/08/2022 21:19

Fair play Ryan he did well

Kitty is going to bug the crap out of me

TheDogsMother · 30/08/2022 21:19

Apologies to all vegans out there but what is the point of tofu ? Apparently it takes on the taste of the things it's cooked with so what is the point of putting it in at all ?

GrouchyKiwi · 30/08/2022 21:19

Evening all. Late because I had a meeting.

How are they doing?

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