Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

Evening all

Evening WolfCub

Hi all 🙂

Hello! Katya’s annoying me already!

Evening all. Hope this lot are a bit more interesting than last week's.

Evening!

Evening.
Gets the grrr at 9pm start complaint out.

Had lasagne for dinner, assembled myself, felt qualified to be on the show.

I know them all except Kitty

Evening!

I like Ryan. Katya I think is going to grip me a bit.

Will Lisa wrap her food in Bacofoil?

John is sporting prisoner chic again.

You are indeed jay55

I was lazy and went for dinner with my Mam

Gah, drag.

Ryan sounds like Jack Duckworth. I've just heard Jack Duckworth say 'Tofu.'

John's not great with picking colours is he

Kitty please stop gipping

John prisoner drab

I can't see that plaice working

Lovely. Cough all over the fish, why don’t you 🙄

'That'll do'…..yep, excellent attitude.

I officially find three of these people annoying.

In fairness I wouldn't have a clue what to do with tofu

I must be tired. I really like Gregg’s waistcoat.

ryan you and me will fall out of ye can’t shut your gob when you’re chewing

This episode is making my teeth itch already

One might almost believe these celebs are only taking part in this show because they have zero interest in food and even less cooking ability, but their agents told them they had to.

I know, incredible.

Ooh that's a lot of garlic

Apparently you have to marinade it in special chilli-volcano sauce for about a million years (or an equivalent geological period) or it tastes of nothing.