Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

Last week cayenne pepper was hardly spicy at all. Make up your mind, John.

It’s OKKO-NOMMI-YAKKEE, John.

I'm starting to feel sorry for Paul Chuckle being in a stronger heat.

Even Chris Eubank was better than some of these

What a load of dogs' dinners. And then there's the food ...

I agree Esma. It's so luck if the draw with these heats.

This whole episode is annoying me. The dishes, the contestants, and obviously the hosts.
It's just not fun.

Sure we’ve said that previous years about some contestants who’d have aced it in a different week

What planet is Gregg on. Bullard is not a good cook

Yes, this episode is definitely a low point thus far.

Huh? The mussels and goat's cheese was bloody disgusting. Bugger well-presented.

How is Bullard a celeb.

At least 2 of the five have said they don't feel comfortable in a kitchen. Why tf have they come on 'Masterchef'?

This lot can’t even peel veg competently

For the ££££

Are they that desperate?

Richard would be at home on one of the shoes on / off threads on here.

I can’t fin£ one person in this heat that I like

I don't know what's happened to John Torode. I used to really fancy him. He now seems so chippy. And wears awful clothes and often looks a bit grubby

These contestants are rubbish.

Jimmy watched Monica make this dish on an episode of The Professionals.

Jimmy is obviously the chosen one this week

Not a fan of Jimmy.

I, too, would wear black disposable gloves when Gregg is coming to dinner, so the police can't get prints off that strychnine bottle.

No I lie I like the wire guy

He was some sort of minor footballer according to DC and then he was in I'm a Celebrity where he pallied up to Carl Fogharty for the whole thing. And that's it.

He must have the same agent as people like Maisie Adams.