Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

I've never had a tarte tatin, to my eternal sorrow.

John just going through the motions for the money

oh bugger, I was literally just revealing that Lesley J had done Sleb Come Dine With Me when she said it herself.

She was pretty bad iirc.

To be fair, I'd make Gregg and John walk through sheep dip.

I made one once Grouchy. Just the once. It was a disaster.

It's very green.

No shit Sherlock.

Clark's looks like the evil veggie food of the early 80s

I miss Little Jimmy Osmond <wistful>

The top half of me is struggling to stay awake but the bottom half has terrible restless legs. Not enjoying this evening, apart from you lot.

Dull non-celebs make dull food under the eyes of dull presenters.

I wonder if the camera / production men and women are still awake.

Arcimboldo was an illustrious fruit and vegetable man: Gregg is a plank.

Esma

I've got funny feet because of a sciatica thingy going on. Sympathies

Be strong everyone we can power through this

Ewww flabby fat on those chops.

Non-raw lamb though

That's might actually be the first non-resucitatable lamb ever seen in masterchef

I think that vegetable layer thing is going to be worse than anything else.

Richard is very handsome. Not certain I want him to cook for me, but he can stand in the kitchen and pass me the things I need while I cook.

No we had one from Cliff last week.

Being a perfectionist sucks. I feel ya, Kirsty.

Ooo Kirsty with the side eye at Bullard (tries desperately to make this interesting)

Did Kirsty just give Jimmy the evils there ?

That ‘gravy’ looks vile

Couldn't watch till the end. Non-entities "cooking" shite food I wouldn't even give the dog.
I mean, making a lemon vinaigrette from a pile of gorgeous lemons? FFS.