Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

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Thread 2!

Shellfish and cheese

Mash and coleslaw. Why

I think I like Richard.

Mussels and goat's cheese: he doesn't just look like Letitia Cropley.

Yeah, he doesn’t take himself too seriously!

Sorry guys, this is a train wreck, think I’m going to catch up with Shetland. Says something when the salad is the best thing.
Have a lovely holiday, wish I was going to Malta. In fact anywhere.

Ugh, more mushrooms

Choomeric. Tick.

Chewmurrick, the Kiwi cousin of Chewbacca.

Jimmy Bullard is the fucking kiss of death for any tv programme. Sorry about the swearing. And a few of the rest of them are not far behind.

Omg johns green hair has he just given up

Okinomiyaki….

Nibble and scribble. Fuck off Gregg.

I've seen Clarke Peters in West End musicals. He's brilliant.

I do not associate potatoes and Japanese food.

There’s a lot of not Japanese ingredients in this Japanese dish.

He's identified egg and flour. Fucking genius Gregg

It’s not called that John, FFS. You can’t pronounce it.

Jimmy has correctly identified eggs and flour in the batter. Yeah, he's a true culinary Colombo.

Fuck off Greggggg and Torrode can do one too.

What is Richard doing

What is the point of Jimmy Bullard?

Fuck knows wolf

So healthy? Didn't she get done for drink-driving?

Why is the Bullard man wearing black gloves??