Celebrity Masterchef: Chris Eubanks tweed, John's big fat greed and Greggs sowing his seed...

[Pebbldashery]

Thread 2!

Yeah, that’s not going to be nice…

Thanks - I shall do. I go every year.

Never fear by round 2 they will be making pasta from scratch and charring all sorts of stuff

Clarke has a vair sexy voice.
Jimmy is a knob. That looks awful.
Kirsty’s jumpsuit is gawguss. She is gawguss. I hate her.
Lesley is doing that dim thing.
What is happening?

Clarke Peters was in The Wire, Sunbird

Dedication Halsall

I bet Kirsty's had some basic lessons.

Ah, never seen it

He had a big role in The Wire and was in the film Mona Lisa. He was in True Detective, but only in one scene. He also wrote Five Guys Named Moe.

He also done John whatshisname

He also wrote Five Guys Named Moe I never knew that!

Me neither, but I feel it shows he’s capable of better than trading banter with Greggggg

I know you like eating healthily, Kirsty: CARROT PAELLA!!!!

Banana blossom sounds disgusting.

Kirsty 🤦‍♀️

I have eaten banana blossom. It was heavily disguised in Sri Lanka food but it was quite nice.

@Wolfcub I sometimes crave fish and chips! Banana blossom and chips? No!

She may look lovely, but funk me she is irritating.

The speaking cock is on form tonight.

Giving Lesley a fish to fillet is much meaner than what the rest of them have.

Interested to see Lesley had what looked like instructions written on a big sheet of paper

Top form

Raw fish tomatoes!

Ugh, mushrooms

They could have shuffled this lot up with last week's crew.