EASTENDERS 56 - not a single spoiler or else !!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So mock and Janine had sex.

nancy went off in a cab minus £50k

Linda is still drinking

sam is being a traitor to big bruv

will raine and Roland be back

awwww finally Kim and huwie had a pucker but gawd he’s milking his sprain!!

amazing the square has 3 drinking venues. Pub. Gay bar and now Peggy’s club

when will meerkat tell everyone he loves Stacey

will his dad mr panesar (sp) arrive. He’s a bad un !!!!

least Ruby’s baby won’t be prem 😂😂

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Alfie Moon should be paying child maintenance for those boys! Tommy isn't his child anyway although he calls him dad , he is Michael Moons and him and Scarlett are half siblings.
Phil always pretends to care about his latest squeeze's children ( he adopted Denny ) then abandon them on a whim!

Last time I saw Alfie he was lying at the bottom of the stairs , I don't think he fell from the dodgy loft conversion .....but he survied that (obvs [grin )

Hopefully his Guest Appearance on a video call will be his only claw back into Eastenders .
Like when Sean Slater did a zoomcall with Jean .

And No , there will be no "Ooh Sean Slater" he was a horrible character . Really nasty .

Sean Slater was horrible
As much as Zack is a womanizer, he is ( so far) not a gangster too, which is nice ! Sean was both

All I can say is - FFS not Alfie 🤬

I can't bear Alfie moon either.
Doesn't Shane have washing powder to sell anymore ?

Is Alfie Meant to be dead

i thought he just abandoned kat and kids over phils money he stole

Didn’t they fake his death to get away with the money & something to do with a car he was going to give Phil ?

It was to do with a Capri that Phil bought from him and then Alfie stole it back

Remember the fireplace refurb and the extension he built ! That was far fetched even by EE standards

He faked his death "reggie Perrin" style by leaving his clothes on the beach and disappearing. He texted Kat afterwards though so she knows he is not dead. I thought he'd been officially declared dead though.

Oh well, past rumours and car stealing and pretending to be dead will all be forgotten when they take him up the vic

when they take him up the vic

will that be post watershed?

I had forgotten that about Alfie

so kids thought he was alive and abandoned the

or knew he was dead as Tommy didn’t looked suprised at FaceTime

😂

At least they are not taking him up the Shard!

I've started something now haven't I?
Lol 😂
I wasn't even being smutty ..
funny tho

Or the Oxo tower

🤣

Scott Mills on R1 used to have a whole game based on things which sound rude but weren't meant to be. It was my favourite thing on radio 😂

Love this thread!
.. your so funny

Innuendo bingo I think it was called?!

Yes.

they brought it back very recently in a Covid Safe version. I sniggered like a schoolboy.

After tonight’s episode I feel we need to talk about Jonah - a pound shop toy sized Joe 90 who we are supposed to believe spreads fear & drugs around the East End! Sam could have flicked him & knocked him over

We know Jonah is a 'mr big ' character because he whispers a lot.
Sam did look worried though when he touched her face. It was creepy
I think she should tell Phil the truth.

I’d say he’s more a ‘Mr Little’

Joe 90

yes!