Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

[TitsInAbsentia]

As you were...

LI always seem tp cast bland people. No difference there. With the odd wild or random s one thrown in.
Plus lots of them aren't hot and amazing face size. Body yes if you like 6 packs and size 8 but faces are very average or not even that.

I don't get it

So 10 crazy boring ones and 2 off the wall characters.

I think maybe she will be seen as the safest bet to stay in by jay....he'd be risking it pursuing amber or Tasha I think. So it's not that he probably even likes her that much.

Jay's ex in the papers today comparing him to Joe from 'You.' Fortunately without the murderous tendencies. Apparently.

I’m so sick of watching boring beautiful people say “so how you feeling?” Or “who’s your top three?” Ffs!

I've been thinking this too 😂 some of the 'dates' are like watching fucking job interviews. The kind where the employer has an internal candidate lined up and is just blasting Qs out rapid fire so he doesn't miss the canteen.

🔸So what do you do?
🔹I play rugby, you?
🔸I work in a mental hospital as a hostess making cocktails.
🔹Cool.
🔸So what do you do then?
🔹I play rugby 🏉
🔸Oh okay cool

Maybe not deliberately spicing things up, but I think, like most people on the show, she's not only there to find love & she is playing up a bit, or being OTT to make sure she's getting story lines and therefore screen time? I think she's pretty self aware.. and camera aware...
And there's nothing wrong with that! Girls gotta do what a girls gotta do! But I prefer when contestants are less aware as a viewer.

Oh and YY to feeling old, and I say that as someone with an ex who was a recent contestant so I am basically their target market 😬😂

@Resoluted
YOU TELL US THIS JUICE ONLY NOW?!?!

Hahaha I was on that seasons threads and didn't say a word buuuut I figured it's safe to come out the closet now that previous contestants are distant memories 😂

Spill !!!

Fully agree that the older ones are the best craic! ES, Jay, Davide I wana watch these rather than dull pleasantries! I refuse to believe Remi is 22, he looks and speaks so much older I really like him. The other boys are either fuckboys or meh.

I think ES is playing it well, she actual engages with the boys, is playful, makes them feel special but I think again this comes with maternity. Davide seems he might have a dark sense of humour, we just need someone to bring it out, the next bombshell is bound to be a girl so maybe she’ll be the one. Happy to see a bit less Luca and Gemma last night, his teeth and her awkwardness in his presence was really putting me off my wine.

Maturity, deffo not maternity 😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

New to LI this year, what is Casa Amour?

I also don't get the braille joke?

How many more contestants will go in do you think?

Casa amore they send the chaps off to a different house and send in new women.
Send in new chaps for the women left behind.

After a few days everyone goes back together and people say if they want original partner or new.
Then it all kicks off where there is a mismatch of decision from the original couples.

I'll try to be sly so it doesn't show up if he ever googles himself but if you cast your mind back to season he was the one who shares a hometown, accent, and initial with our current spanner in the works Jay. He wasn't in for long and didn't have many fans, but he was genuinely very sweet and funny all those years ago. My council estate justin bieber

Speaking of Jay I am not shocked by that article / accusation. Within about 10 minutes he reminded me of a guy who I dated briefly who turned out to be a total narc but I just put it down to the accents and their way of talking / phrases being very similar. But maybe it was spidey senses. Or maybe I'm talking shite but wanting to find out is giving me a good reason to keep watching now thank god.

Thanks Jay 55 interesting!

but I think, like most people on the show, she's not only there to find love & she is playing up a bit, or being OTT to make sure she's getting story lines and therefore screen time? I think she's pretty self aware.. and camera aware...
And there's nothing wrong with that! Girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!

Don't disagree with you! She wants to win - either literally or by benefitting from the exposure. And she's going about it by being happy and flirty and enthusiastic. She couldn't have predicted how much of a contrast it would be to the others!

And I do think that most, probably all, of then do want the fairy-tale romance as well. There have been just enough successes to keep that as a beguiling possibility for any of them.

Some of the original boys, who I thought were a bit boring possibly because the editing made them look rather inarticulate, now seem as dull as ditchwater

@Resoluted does it rhyme with " male " ?
🤭😀

I don't think I've ever said to someone's face they are a good looking guy.
Weird chat.

Love Island is all talk no action.
They spend so much time being told to ask about feelings and what they night the night before or who they want to get to know.
Aren't we allowed to see the natural flow in real time and see how things progress.
Nope they just have to sit looking bored asking how they are.
Big Brother this is not!!!!

The thing is they feel nothing cos why would they are a week or a day.
Just get on with the holiday and stop chatting crap.

Yea to the dates being like the worst interview dates of all time!

Hate the fact it starts the evening before.
Wheres the 24 hour continuation. .May aswell of been filmed 6 months ago!

Amber and Dami aren't going to work

Ekin-Su is turning out to be quite a good friend, the advice she's giving to the guys on the back of her chats with the girls; trying to point them in the right direction.

Whether they listen or not remains to be seen...!