Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

[TitsInAbsentia]

As you were...

Luca didn't seem to impressed with her advice!

It was good advice though! He should listen

Still got 3 years before your 30 lol

Liking ES playing the game and trying to be really into the controlled LI environment.
But I don't believe for a second she likes anyone. Totally acting lol

Liking the sneakiness of ES! Let the games begin

Might have already said it but Luca has the same eyes had my year 9 english teacher

@Resoluted It was Luke Mabbott, right?!

Surprised anyone fancies Luca. Not hot imo.

As someone Working in a science dept in a those science equipment euphemisms are grim

No idea what they are going on about...

I think it was J*mie (for the sake of google search prevention) who was only in for a week? @Resoluted am I right? Nice tatts but I really don't remember him!!

Dami deserves better. Amber is such hard work.

Yesterday when Dami was referring to a "pipette" I was like serious, those things are little, how would you liken your thang to a pipette!

Nope, no recollection at all! I had to Google him.

I think all the girls apart from Ekin Su are hard work

Yesterday when Dami was referring to a "pipette" I was like serious, those things are little, how would you liken your thang to a pipette!

I mean they come in different sizes and I presume his is more 5ml size than 0.5ul size but still nothing to brag about

Tits is correct haha. That's what I mean the vast majority of them are so forgettable the day after they leave.

Green was just about to say the same.

And as much as I dislike Luca I couldn't help smiling when he hit the nail on the head about Gemma being butthurt cause she's not receiving all the attention

That's what I mean the vast majority of them are so forgettable the day after they leave.

I'm the same and the ones I do remember I don't really remember which series they were in and who they were with and stuff

Quite a dull episode after yesterday's

Literally was just thinking this.

Wow Dami was so weird and rude then, just stood over them staring at Amber & Remi while they were chatting 😱

All the boring 😴 chats.

Amber is clearly done with Dami I wish she would just 'end it' now, but I suppose she has to keep him close in case things don't go well with Remi.

I know it's the thing to do but to think it's so rude to cut off someone's conversation like that especially when it's two people and quite private. Like I'm sure they'll be plenty of chance to speak later. Not like that there's much else to do in the villa

This episode is so weird it's like watching all the worst bits of OLD play out live. Everyone is still swiping.

I don't understand Tasha's "I wouldn't like it if he did it but I can't stop him". She's the one who seems to be holding out for greener grass? If she likes him enough to be bothered about theoretical other women why not put "having chats" on hold and put the effort in with him?

"Are you really 28 or are you 21?"

Says the guy who was chasing a 29 year old