Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

[TitsInAbsentia]

As you were...

You'd think they'd have learned by now, parties mean something is happening 🙄

New boys coming in. I'm worried for Dami and Ikenna. Amber and Indiyah don't seem that interested.

The ad breaks are long enough, having all
That product placement straight after is way too much.

Remi is bloody gorgeous!!

The product placement isn't normally that obvious is it??? Even the comments from the girl about how nice the curlers are and stuff

ES is like a teenager!

Jacques 😳 he's an arse! Go new boy!

Holy moly the boys need to be worried 🤣

I hope ES doesn't get her claws into Remy.

First impressions, I like the two new chaps. Not sure they'll actually like any of the girls though.

I didn't like Jaques threatening violence so quickly.

He really is.
He quite rugby to be able to go on LI so technically he's not a rugby player anymore 🤣

"You're a bit small for a rugby lad" 🤣

Quit*
Not quite!!

Tasha is absolutely drop dead gorgeous in that green dress. I have full body envy.

Yes 😍

Don't fancy the Scottish guy but seems intelligent.

Funny how the episode ends just as it begins. So much fillet and ads and extras

Surely everyone knows who Gemma’s dad is now as Jacques would have said. Maybe she’s just been open and low key with it.

It matters not the entertainment wise of the show. He's not in the villa so not bothered. All it would be is wow football legend chat.

I find es and Emma really annoying also Luca and jacques annoy me .

Gemma must have constant thick layers of fake tan on her face and body all year round even in the depths of winter.

Just watching on +1. What was the point of Tasha’s suspended belt if she wasn’t wearing stockings?!!! The clips were just dangling down pointlessly - is that a thing?!

Yes she looks similar to him but she's a girl long hair lashes and tonnes of makeup .randoms are hardly gonna go you are definitely his daughter if she hadn't said her dad was a footballer in the 90s 2000s or whatever. I don't watch football.

Tasha’s implant?

Think it could be very interesting with the two new guys, they're both tall and attractive and I think none of the girls are 'settled' so I'm expecting the boys feathers to be ruffled - I hope so anyway!

@Hairdyeoutofabox her hearing aid. It's a cochlear implant

Its different to Ben Mitchell's one..
Didn't know there were lots of different types.

Placemarking! Will be back tomorrow