Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

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As you were...

Caught up on last night! That was the best episode so far. Not saying it's right that Davide said/ shouted what he said. But I could listen to pissed off Davide all day.

Not keen on the new girl. Is it Daneka or Taneka? She's a man eater who wears gloves like the blue latex ones I wear on the lab. Reckon she'll pick Luca or Jaques then Gemma or Paige picks Davide then Rami is off. However, I reckon that neither Luca or Jaque's eyes will be turned and that couple won't last long and Hanky panky with Gemma or a Paige will continue

So I'm going to reserve judgement on Danica for now.
There's a clear pattern with Bombshells, esp this season. They've all come in giving it major 'I'm here to find what I want and I don't care who I piss off' uber confident vibes, everyone (viewers included) get's their feathers ruffled and within a few days they turn out to be much friendlier/chilled and less of twat.
(Ekin Sue possibly the exception 😂)
They are obviously all directed and super pepped up by their producers to go in there with all that steam and it wears off within 28/48 hours.
Look at Davide, ES, Jacques, Jay etc.

Finding it LOL that Gemma is currently coming across waaaay more mature than Ekin Su at this point.

Yes agree Gemma is way more mature! Funny how Ed goes on about being the oldest blah blah but actually acts the most immature in there!
Jay hasn't really had a chance to get to know anyone else as she's "claimed" him it's all a bit desperate looking.

Ooh it is getting a better! I want Danica to choose Luca and then Gemma to save Davide. Then Danica to possibly steal Jay!

So true. She has 'claimed him' and basically claimed all future bombshells over the age of 27 when 'welcoming' Danica.

She's a bit of a nutter, i think it wont be long before she is left vulnerable as i reckon even Jay is starting to clock that she's a bit scary crazy!

ES seems to think she can claim all of the men, get first dibs on them, decide who she likes best and then the other girls can have her cast offs.

@Yamyam13 yeah I think he's clocking on...I think the whole kissing thing wasn't because she wanted to either that was just to stake her claim. As soon as he walked in she was kind of manipulating it to the other girls too.
I think jays first choice was Amber but she played it cool so he just went along with the desperate one as knew that was the only way he'd stay in.

Ive been perplexed with Jacques saying he wants his first kiss with Paige to be ‘special’
I’ve come to the conclusion that his aim is to get back with Gemma and thinks if he kisses anyone else before that happens then she won’t want to be with him because of it.
I think Daneka will pick Jacques. She will have realised that Luca is well into Gemma so picking him would be pointless.

Jacques and Paige seem quite cute in the background always cuddling and laughing together.

ES is giving me mega bunny boiler vibes in this episode! Also dying at how similar Jacques and Luca are 😂😂

Totally different side to Gemma being shown on Unseen

Yeah Gemma comes across chill and funny. Did anyone notice she was the only girl they didn’t show on the sex positions game? Wonder if that was written into her contract, no sex talk allowed to be aired?!

Luca is entertaining!

We haven’t seen that game in the main program have we?

So basically Extra Bits is unscripted and the main show is fake to the hilt.
The game wasn't shown probably cos of the ES Davide drama.
Tbh those games are dull.

Luca came across as quite natural. He and Gemma have similar sense of humour and are quite naive is some ways.

I liked the sports day games, young people acting as they should be, just buggering around!
Funny to watch ES and Davide now we know how it turns out.

Every time I look at Luca I think he isn't good looking at all.
Alright personality if you like that kinda guy but so not beautiful or hot/ cute.
The crazy white veneers prob ruin his supposed charm.

I'm an episode behind, but ES definitely engineered an argument with Davide, so she wouldn't look so bad for sneaking off for a kiss behind his back.

Anyone know where Gemma's necklace is from. The short, gold one, with crosses - is it Tiffanys?

Indiya comes across to me as very well spoken. I'm not from the UK - does she have a "naice" accent?

Same

I hate the talking about what their fav sex positions are.

I think Luca is really fit 😳

I thought the games were fun and showed them all enjoying themselves.

When Luca asked Paige straight off the bat I cringed so hard. Can't believe she answered him

Luca's veneers are to white!

But I think he's quite hot! I wouldn't say no if he knocked on my door and said" Mingling I want you"

Indiya comes across to me as very well spoken. I'm not from the UK - does she have a "naice" accent?

I think it's fairly "naice" although it's a typical native Londoner accent (possibly North West London?) rather than RP.

All the islanders speak pretty nicely IMO unlike in some other years but Danica accent is wild!

Dami not Danica!