Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

[TitsInAbsentia]

As you were...

Definitely! Amber’s mask is slipping. She’s not a nice person. She threw the other girls under the bus too, saying ‘hasn’t anyone offered to give you a tour?’

I think Danica came in very full on and that got the girls heckles up. I loved the eye rolls and feeedbavk ES got from the group, she knows she acted wrongly and I’m glad her actions weren’t validated by everyone!

I think dancing Dan is going to pick Jacques, leaving Paige to pick between Remi who she did like the look of and had a nice date with or Davide who she’s been in there with longer. I don’t think any of the other couples will switch alliances.

Really hope Davide stays I'm here for his petty duvet stealing 😂

I think Ikenna will go.

Unless he’s more talkative than is shown, of course. Ikenna is beautiful to look at, but seems to be much happier talking to the boys than getting to know the girls.

I like Amber but she did come across a bit mean girl tonight.

I think new girl will pick Luca. I don’t think she will last long though.

Remi maybe to go. I don’t think he’s build a strong connection with anyone unless it’s not been shown.

I kinda want the new girl to pick Jay. And Ekin Su to pick last. I guess she pick Remi.

Def new girl needs to pick Jay

...esp after ES gave that speech to the girls about why it's only fair that she gets Jay because of her age 🙄

Did anyone notice how Tasha reacted hearing ES's explanations last ep (just before she got tearful) & got straight up and walked off?

She wasn't having any of it.

Ooh yes re:Tasha. I remember thinking it at the time.
And Indiya's face when she was sitting next to Andrew listening to ES : She glanced at Andrew like "are you heating this crap?" 😂

*hearing

I hope that new girl picks Jay too just for the drama but I don’t think she will.

I’m also glad that nobody was entertaining ES’s bullshit. Not like last year when none of the girls pulled up Faye on her behaviour. It was hilarious when Andrew was pointing out that she’d lied and ES replied with “it wasn’t a lie I just hadn’t told him yet” and Andrew was like yeah that’s still a lie! 😂

Deffo getting mean girl vibes from Amber last night.

Luca and Jacques are very very similar. They wear identical clothes and have exactly the same sense of humour. I thought it was funny when Davide was looking for ES and he opened the fridge and Luca said she’s not hiding in the fucking fridge, mate. I think Paige and Jacques seem quite cosy together so wonder what will happen if new girl picks him. It will be a waste if she picks Luca as he literally only has eyes for Gemma.

I think Danica has been told to pick Luca so that Gemma will either be saved from him because of the public's concerns or she will have a storyline where she's pining for Luca which will redeem her. It's still the Gemma show, they just have to engineer a way to justify it.

Gemma is all over ES for the air time.
Thought it was odd at first their friendship. But it's all about Gemma even when it's not her story .. she's so boring.
And don't get me started on Andrew.

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And yet, it’s incredibly unlikely that ES - who’s so fixated on age and maturity - would pick Gemma as her confidante. (Unless she secretly thinks only someone much younger would fall for her bullshit.)

I’d be sad if Remi goes - he’s pretty much the only genuinely handsome man there. And appears to be A Nice Person. (By contrast, Jay narrowing his eyes and saying to ES that he didn’t generally raise his voice sent shivers up my spine. Scary man …)

I really like Gemma - not seeing that she's done anything wrong. She's quite deadpan and doesn't put up with any bullshit, so good on her.

Do the new people know who her dad is? If so, she should tell the rest, but if not, then I like that she's not said any guy about him or made a big deal about it.

I thought Davide was out of order in how he shouted at ES. She should have told him the truth as he's given her nothing and expected her to continue running after him. Lying meant he got the moral high ground but she really didn't do anything wrong other than lie about being on the terrace.

That said, I would like him to stay in as he's good entertainment. Im not sure how he'll handle things though as his ego must be taking a massive bruising and he doesn't seem to be able to handle women not fawning all over him whilst he hangs back.

Loved Amber's facial expressions & Andrew being honest to ES. This years bunch seem to be following a different script and do seem to be more up front in calling each other out.

Finally it's getting good!

*anything not any guy

I like Gemma too.

I want Luca to be picked first for the drama, but I would feel sorry for Gemma who would then be on her 4th pairing without much choice about it.

Picking Jay would be hilarious but I don't want to watch a week of ES ranting. I'd love Jay to start chatting up someone else though.

Picking Andrew might reset things, as a lot of the guys seem to fancy Tasha.

I like Gemma too and think she comes across more mature than ES

Unpopular opinion but I don't think Eki Su has been so terrible. Yes, she shouldn't have gone behind Davido's back and been more upfront but I'm guessing she knew if would be more of a storyline to do so.

Davido clearly wasn't into her at all and if a new girl had come in he would not have hesitated in making a move if he found her attractive.

Davido's seems more upset that the entire storyline was about making a fool of him and having hurt pride

@Aixellency I had exactly the same feeling about Jay when he said he doesn't raise his voice! And I thought to myself, that's so odd, he hasn't exactly done anything, but my gut is saying "bad man alert!"

I want Davide to stay in because I want to see what he's like when he's really into a girl - I agree he's never seemed that into Ekin and last nights outburst was down to a bruised ego and not because he was genuinely hurt. But what is he like when he really wants someone? I think it would bring out a very different side to him.

Agree with PP that Indiyah, Amber and Tasha seem very intolerant to bullshitting, which is quite refreshing in comparison to previous years, even if Amber spent most of the night rolling her eyes

I really like Amber. She's very perceptive. And selective in what she says. Reminds me of one of my favourite cousins. You can have the best times with someone like that.