Love Island 2022 - Thread 2 - Luca you make-a me wanna puke-a!

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As you were...

The new girl will have been watching it surely... I bet she decided her favourite before even going in...

Oh fgs!.. mind you i laughed at how none of the boys were making eye contact while new girl was delivering her recoupling speech.. apart from Davide of course!

I hope so.

Tonight we had about 1/3 good bits, 1/3 ads and 1/3 tripe so pretty much better than the rest of the week combined.

If it's Luca it will hit the fan, in every possible way, and it'll make excellent viewing, so I do hope it's him

It doesn't matter who she chooses.
Always anti climax.

Oh fgs.
I hope it is Luca or jacques. Luca for the drama and jacques so Paige can go with Remy because because she's too god for jacques.

They are forced lol to share a bed. But their hearts lie elsewhere.

Neither ES or Davide covered themselves in glory there but it was a bit rich of her to mimic Danica flirting, when she behaved in exactly that way, if not worse!

Danica would be silly to pick Luca as I think he'll gravitate back to Gemma and Danica will lose an opportunity to pick someone with whom she could stay in the villa.

I'm guessing Davide is going home if Luca is stolen as I can't see Gemma picking Davide, although can't really see her with Remi either (but that could just be editing).

ES would be more suited to Big Brother back in the day.

LI is too constricted and no alcohol pretty much. And the constant fake set ups ruling the show.

I'm away this weekend so I'm missing the action! Was tonight's worth a look on ITV huh or not???

@MinglingFlamingo Best episode to date in my opinion. Davide is really growing on me personality wise. I wasn’t keen at first, he seemed so up himself. Too tired to read the entire thread tonight but will see what everyone else thinks eventually. 😍

Davide is not growing on me.

He hadn't given the slightest sign he was really in to Ekin-Su and I think it's remarkably manipulative of him to claim that he was holding back because (I paraphrase) nasty women like you might decide not to abase themselves far enough in return for crumbs. She's had a lucky escape

Right Davide wanted ES to be ok with waiting and him giving nothing. Rather than going no I need bit more than that. Move on and block I'd they are basically never contacting you.
But ES if deffo crazy and insecure.

New girl a bit full on I don't think she's that pretty tbh.....I've got a feeling she'll go Jaques hope it's Luka though if I'm honest Luka does seem a bit keen. Yy to that challenge being tacky as well.
I actually think Es is awful..she's proper bitchy, and how cringe her saying I only go for older guys and there's only one older guy in here....seriously.

Why is ES so obsessed with telling people her age? Is it to make her seem more mature? Because she's absolutely not. Girl you'll know you're 'mature' when you can't remember how old you are -speaking from experience- 😂

Might have to catch up in that case. At least with streaming it the ads are shorter and I can fast forward the aimless chatter

ES should have been totally up front that she’d been on the terrace necking on with Jay, as she says Davide had been giving her nothing so why not. In not telling him at the first chance she’s lost the moral high ground and made herself look a dick. I’m not even that sure Jay thinks she’s all that.

Amber’s facial expressions have been killer tonight, she is so done with ES’s drama.

Danica is full on. And wtf was that outfit?! Gloves are never the answer. Particularly in the heat in Majorca. I think she’s going to pick Luca and it is going to put the cat amongst the pigeons. I think Gemma really likes him.

I think she will pick Luca then I think Gemma will pick Davide to keep him in

I think in that situation Gemma would def pick Davide. She doesn’t know Remi so would have no loyalties to him.

Agree that Gemma will pick Davide over Remi, in situations like this they always pick who has been in longest.

It will be interesting to see if either Amber or Indiyah choose Remi as neither are overly happy in their couples and getting rid of him would leave them stuck?

I can't actually call this at all. I can't see her picking Jay or Davide, think she'd feel they are too old. I reckon she'll go Luca or Jacques - as they said she did almost describe them.

I'd love anyone to save Davide just to piss of ES, she's way too full of it.

I don’t think she will pick Davide, at least her speech was about not playing it safe etc, so we will see, personally I think remi is going

ES becoming a total mean girl

I feel like Amber took that crown tonight...

I'm not fucking giving her a tour 😤

So will I give you a tour then? ☺️