Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Abi’s baby battle ends in tears, Max’s expulsion sparks David’s fears, Summer’s Oxford plot lasts 93 years

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Your brand spanking new thread to discuss the latest developments in Weatherfield. I for one will be on tenterhooks until Summer’s exam results come through…

I think both Yasmeen and Elaine are late sixties. Elaine could be 70.

So has Stephen actually gone then? Abruptly back to Milan without so much as picking up his suitcase, as if he was getting a bus to Bolton?

What's up with Audrey ? What's the permanent bad mood all about ? With yet another family scene, er mean that as in all the family together....again.

David works. Sarah works. Is Gail in paid employment ?

I'd almost forgotten that Gemma existed. Then she pops up behind the bar, grinning. Still dressing like she did 10 years ago.

Yes shut up
Audrey

Mean to make Gail pay at meal when she isn't particularly well off

Where's the kids when the adults are out

who is looking after and feeding the quads?

Quads are probably left with bottles of pop and bags of crisps.

Is Kelly the stalker?

Kelly is horrible, but why would she stalk Maria. But it could be her.
I think Gail is cleaning at the bistro?
Im trying to work out yasmeens age if she is alyas granny.

Just looked up the ages of the three actors, Stephen is 61, Yasmeen is 66, and Elaine is 72!

I keep seeing lots of meaningful glances between Kelly and Gary......

Isn't fiz a bit of a comedown after Phil's wife Camilla ?! It's a bit unbelievable that he's so desperate to get her back. Weren't fiz and Tyrone trying to be discreet ? So why was he staying over so the girls found out; they're hardly going to keep it a secret are they?!

I Predict:

Hawp is going to be an utter pain in the arse whittering on about wanting her guinea-pig .
Hopefully Fizz, Tyrone will grow backbones (Evelyn will be 100% against it ) and say :

"No , you cannot keep a guinea-pig in a house with an ex racer greyhound , it will drive him barmy and terrrify the piggie .
It will have to live in Jack's Old Pidgeon Coop in a yard with no grass . And the ginger&white cat will sit there on the roof pestering it .
You don't keep a single guinea-pig , it goes against all the advice
You're a psycho bi*ch , I give the poor thing 2 weeks "

Phil will swoop in with his big garden and big house , tear down the TreeHouse and build a guinea-piggery (for several piggies) so he can keep Fizz going back to him to look after t

70! I bet they actually get one Guinea pig and house it in a teeny cage.

I'm torn between thinking Fizz is an idiot for taking Ty back. And being so glad they are back together because I love them as a couple. Alina and baby Pop must be due back soon though.

I think Kelly is the stalker. She had a weird relationship thing (not an actual relationship, but she seemed fixated on him) with Imran, and now the same with Gary. I think she's got Daddy issues.

I missed it last night, is it worth catching up?

I’m probably being a prude but the scene with Tim going on the internet searching for porn I found a bit distasteful, it obviously did the trick as he had a spring in his step so no doubt it will be Sally’s fault that he can’t perform and he will then fall into the arms of Aggie 🙄

You aren’t being a prude at all. I’m actually finding the tim and sally sex storyline really too much, tbh.

I don’t like that storyline either.

As for Phil, who would want him back after all the corny stunts he’s played? Is Tyrone setting him up telling him embarrassing things to do?

Why was Audrey having a pop at Sarah she had Stephen's back.

I suppose we've got that to look forward to Sally catches Tim looking at porn. They have a massive row then fall into each other arms and stare lovingly and Tim says come on let's go upstairs.
I'll be hiding behind my cushion on that one. 😂

Am I the only one who doesn’t get why they have Gemma signing in every scene she’s in? We get it - she’s learning sign language for her son. But why would she do a demo every time someone orders a G&T?

I would actually be genuinely impressed if the writers build a proper platonic relationship between Tim and Aggie. In the past, we’ve had friendships between people of the opposite sex - particularly older characters such as Ken and Rita or Alf and Bet - without it being the precursor to an affair. Nowadays if you’re in a scene together even once, you’ll be shagging an episode later.

Yes I get that Gemma is signing for her invisible son, but seeing as we've never seen any of the quads it's a bit pointless.

I thought that! Sarah was being kind to Audrey, trying to shut David up, and friendly to Steven- why lump her in with David, who is as grabby as you can get and really does want disinheriting!

Can't help but wonder if Phil has an inkling that Fiz is back with Tyrone/anyone and all these silly stunts are just to flush him out.

I see the Carla Peter saga is in it's 'Peter feels neglected so starts to soft soap another woman' phase.

Where's Mary these days ? Rita ? Jenny ? Sean ?

One facial expression Gary is getting tedious again.

I don't mind the Bayley Builder, it's Toyah I could cheerfully strangle. Georgia Taylor's acting never seems to improve.

I don’t normally post on this thread, hello, sorry to butt in, but surely Phil is on the wind up with Tyrone? Thus can’t be for “real”. I actually came over to this board specifically to see if others thought that - I agree @ToffeeNotCoffee

How can Fiz stand Tyrone smarming all over her? He's a two faced little rat, and thick with it.