Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

Please don't tell me we're entirely reliant on Gregg's palate to judge this. They could serve up Angel Delight three ways.

🤣🤣

Christian has a rugby face

Hellllooo Christian.

Didn't someone win masterchef with a scotch egg?

That's not rare. That's raw.

It's got a touch of the 'Bridget Jones Blue String Soup' vibe.

Oh Farokh you fool

I'm not loving Farokh. V pretentious.

Poirotti really makes food so pompous.

John is being a major knob. He'd better not swear at Thomas.

John's going to start swearing at Farokh soon.

Flooby beetroot crisps

Farokh's plot is well and truly missing. 🤔

Farokh's utterly taking the piss now

Fuck off Farokh

He needs to shut up and plate up

If he spent less time being "I'm mad me" he would get his pompous food out on time

He’s faffing so much on purpose. What for? Bugger all.

Farokh would get obliterated in Gordon Ramseys kitchen.

I feel sorry for these women. They are doing really well and then there's Farokh fannying about.

Porky sisyphus 😂

Here's hoping that happens when Gordon is on it

Pebble has already prepared ahead

www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4538331-masterchef-semi-finals-week

A sparkly kitchen is a happy kitchen. I'm going to tell DH that next time he's on cleaning up.