Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

Sarah is definitely a mumsnetter.

@Piggywaspushed I agree, nobody else is ‘from England’…

Me three! I have a couple of her books and thought I was pretty good at MC history!

No thanks, Farokh. I don't want my food to look like that.

Poirotti is so faux.

Who eats pigeon a lot? Where do you even get pigeon?

Cell cycle Farokh ? 🙄.

"Everything looks like something you'd find in a biology textbook"

Is that a Good Thing?

Oo she was a bit sharp there. “I don’t want to have 12 technical skills and nothing anyone wants to eat”
Farokh, par examplé, I’m going to take a perfectly decent meal and make it look disgusting “

Why does Gregg hold onto his lapels like that. So twatty.

I was just grousing about that, Pebs.

Poor Holly, pitches herself as the theatrical one and ends up competing against Dame Edith Evans with a beard.

Holly and Farokh pretentiousness

May I just say that people who give pretentious titles to their dishes really, really get on my tits <hard stare at Farokh>

I remember Robert. I liked him.

I only remember two of these people.

Because he’s a cockernee geeza innee?
Toms guns!
how old was James again?

Ioan has a crazy face

I'd forgotten completely about Steely-eyed Eoin.

Ioan. Forgiveness begged.

Oh, Ioan from Wales…

Fuck off greggggggggg

Celery-YUK icecream?

Celery-yuk ice cream.

Serial killer alert.