Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

Eyebrows. Spock style

Made it! How many different pronunciations of celeriac are there?

At least Gregggg knows how to say celeriac

Haha Romaine.

Great minds Grouchy.

So he bloody should, Sunbird, the old Greengrocer.

I insist on seeing James' birth certificate.

My neighbour was just telling me about a driving run in he had with Gregg Wallace. Words were exchanged and was I pleased to that hear Gregg was a total bellend. Do you know who I am etc. Mind my Jaguar.

He's auditioning for Oliver!

Yay Thomas!

It’s to make us very afraid that at any second he might start capering about á la Dick van Dyke, Pebs, hollering Maybe it’s because I’m a Lahndaner….

Please God he never does 🙏

FYI, Thomas you can cook for me anytime.

Awww, Thomas. That dumpling is his Dad on a plate.

Halsall 🤣

In 2006 I didn't even watch MC then.

Oh Thomas, don't really like dumplings!

cripes they all done well the past masterchefs

Eddie is quite a bit handsome...

It feels like they spend endless weeks on the first rounds and then when people get into the semi-finals they cull them quickly and ruthlessly.

I'd go for the ravioli too.

I wonder if any of the former finalists went bankrupt and lost everything.

Baby walrus has now fallen asleep with her bum in the air pointed towards the telly. I get the feeling she really doesn't like this masterchef lol.

GrandTheft. Awww that's so sweet.

So cute.
That's what she thinks of Gregg.

Egg white mousse?!

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