Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

Pasta pork meatballs. Was just ok

I had a late breakfast with some friends so I have had 4 mini Easter ginger biscuits care of Tesco

Hula Hoops.

They've changed. Small and unsalty. Not satisfying.

TheDogs did you hear past winner Simon the other week labouring under the misapprehension that the word was 'oompshus'? 😂

I had bacon sarnies for lunch rudely interrupted by meetings so ended up cold for dinner.

I had a pizza - chicken and peppers. Oven cooked rather than takeaway! Oh, and a hot cross bun.

But I had cod with tarragon sauce, smashed potatoes and green beans for lunch.

We once had kinder eggs. Egg shell with egg white mousse and the yolk made of olive oil and truffle.
I remember Andrew, that’s it.

Right. I'm here.
Don't remember any of these people.

Was hanging my washing up and being a grown up.

Just waiting for ginger sponge to cook for pudding. 😊

Hannah was one of the first proper 'home cooks' to get to the final iirc. I liked her.

I've never heard of Hannah miles

Are Farokh and Holly going to be trying to out-theatre each other tonight?

I didn't realise Rukhmini was a MC winner. I have a load of the Roasting Tin cook books she wrote.

Goodness, a lot of these contestants are such characters. (Imagine me saying that in precisely the tone Maggie Smith would say it.)

Stop making everything Scotch Egg.

You think all these cookbooks sell. Never heard of any of these books

Holly's dish sounds like a starter.

I don't remember any of those finalists.

I had the world's most refined dinner. Baked potato with tuna and cheese and a small tin of baked beans I found at the back of the cupboard (currently staying at a friend's house and scrounging for whatever was edible).

As a Scot, can I say I find 'Sarah from Scotland' properly annoying.

It's not a town.

Me either. Was everyone a former solicitor 🙄

Celery Yak. Drink.

Argh, sellery-ack!

I reckon Sarah is a mnetter.

Me too, and I didn’t realise she’d been on MC either!