Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

Fucking hell. Sack the wanky pair of them.

Wtf. Poirotti is back for the greatest hits ffs.

Farokh's Marcel Marceau moves are getting tres wearisome

Ah Mark. What a shame. I thought you were a shoe-in for the final. Sorry.

He better not win.

Sorry to see Mark go.

Will the room implode when Farokh meets Holly?

Oh for fs stop with the faux surprise, you’re gonna meet up with another drama queen soon.

Get this man off my screen.

I don't think I have the mental capacity to deal with so much pretentiousness in one room.

See you chaps next week. I will make another thread on Tuesday 😇

Oh Freddie mercury final act is starting now. Off to that.

thanks you lot 🥰

Can you imagine what he would be like if there was a professional kitchen round? Some of the past chefs would have taken him out with a cleaver.

Farokh and Pooki in the same room. Shoot me now.

Bbc 4

Thank you, yes you are an angel!

So we've got Hairy Man, Shiny Forehead, World's Oldest 38-Year Old and more to welcome back. Blimey, I’ve forgotten most of them.

Just in case anyone wants to watch.

Farokh off. I wish he would. Still, he is going to come up against some more “characters” which might lead to a hyper implosion . Hide the sharp knives!

see you all next week my little lentil tentacles.

I'll miss you in live time on Tuesday. Football calls. Catch up with you all later.

Fuck it, I’m off to watch Slow Horses. A bien tot chickens. 😚😚Pebble.

Sorry blueberry I didn't realise you were asking for the actual location and weren't just wondering if I knew where it was lol.

No problem! 👍

I really don’t get the hate for Faroqh! His food is really cool and seems to be wowing the judges. His facial expressions are so funny. Really rooting for Radha as well.

😍😍😍