Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

Look I just dislike this guy that’s it

They used to sell it in John Lewis - very disappointing!

Playful 🤮🤮

Mushrooms in beer🤮

Why are foodies such twatty knobs?

I start singing it to Metal Guru by T. rex in my head.

He's so unnecessary isn't he.

Evening all, some lovely dishes from the first two chefs. Hannah messed up, Farouk unfortunately has done a good starter, let’s hope the octopus leads him astray……

Gregg: What’s made them black?

Farokh: They are black lentils

HAHAHAHAHA

Oh ffs the way he ran out 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤮

He's so bloody dramatic

I wouldn't eat any single bit of that.

He's going through too.

Like a toddler after a day at nursery. Omg the drama

Hope he goes back to the theatre and I don't have to see him again.

Thinner wispier bits of the tentacles.

Bleurgh

“Close to my vision” the man is a wank.

That looks fucking grim.
We went to a Ferrari Alba gaff in Barcelona and the people next to us, who were also having the tasting menu,had this thing with a baby octopus on a plate. The look of horror on their faces!

That’s it

🤣🤣🤣
Correction, a wank stain.

Mark had better be going through

Why does he always exert such unnecessary drama in his gestures.

Oh ffs

That octopus could have solved world peace and it ended up on a bed of fishy lentils.

He's a wank who's a semi finalist.