Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

I fucking love daal. It’s just perfect comfort food.

I love daal. Give me. Now.

Freudian slip because he finds her adorable. Old perv.

Me too

Seriously? Are we twinning 😍😍

Well she's through.

Loving this quote function.
Such a perve😂

Cheap as chips as well. Even the toddlers love it with some chapati

My daughter loves daal and naan bread too 😍

Oh dear, Hannah. That's a shame.

It’s a sign Pebble. We are meant to be.
Baba Ganoosh. Blah.

Look, Hannah, I LOVE beetroot. Love it. But dessert material it is not.

With this ring I thee wed. For better or worse ❤️

Rose water = soap

Hannah clearly wants to go home

I always think Baba Ganoosh is a villain in Aladdin

No that hasn't worked.

Kenny has turned really snobby.

Yep.

I once had a beetroot cake and ..... nope.

I'm getting itchy just watching Poirotti's plating

I’m moving to your gaff, mine’s a tip.
what the effing eff is that slimes shity in a bowl (and not Gregg)

No, that looks inedible. And like my children have been playing with salt dough again.

Why does he do the unnecessary running motion. They aren't going anywhere.

Looks vile.