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Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

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Pebbledashery · 12/04/2022 21:24

For Thurs night.

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Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:40

Farokh and me could never be friends. His food would send me into anaphylaxis.

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littlbrowndog · 22/04/2022 20:40

Thomasina always looks like she needs to have a good meal or 2

ilovesooty · 22/04/2022 20:41

Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:39

Poirotti's food is so full of pretentiousness it's going to suddenly grow legs, don on a cravatte and bowler hat and click it's heels and run off into the masterchef sunset

While scoring 10 for the Charlston.

Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:41

Considering she has free access to Mexican food daily. She looks like she eats 3 beans a day.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/04/2022 20:41

Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:39

Thomasina looks like she needs a good meal.

Always does. God knows how with all that lovely Mexican grub.

littlbrowndog · 22/04/2022 20:41

Put butter in that pan. Ffs

GrouchyKiwi · 22/04/2022 20:41

"You look a little bit pushed for time."

YES. FUCK OFF GREGG.

Halsall · 22/04/2022 20:42

Me too re octopus 😥

Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:42

ilovesooty · 22/04/2022 20:41

While scoring 10 for the Charlston.

Craig will give him a 2 because he felt out camped.

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ilovesooty · 22/04/2022 20:42

Fuck off Greg

fourquenelles · 22/04/2022 20:42

Stop bugging Mark you pair of wankers. Venison is lovely rare.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/04/2022 20:42

Jinx Pebble!
oh Mark mate.

Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:42

Gregg really does need to fuck off

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Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:43

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow jinx 😍

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Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:43

Not eating raw 😂😂😂

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littlbrowndog · 22/04/2022 20:44

Gawd that looks lovey

Blueberrycreampie · 22/04/2022 20:44

If that was called carpaccio on venison you would eat it you doughnut!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 22/04/2022 20:44

Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:43

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow jinx 😍

Double jinx!
that looks cute!

ilovesooty · 22/04/2022 20:44

That looks beautiful.

GrouchyKiwi · 22/04/2022 20:44

I hate eating off slate. It sounds so angry when you scrape it accidentally with your cutlery.

fourquenelles · 22/04/2022 20:44

Why are they on the candidates elbows giving unwanted advice?

GrouchyKiwi · 22/04/2022 20:45

Well done, Radha.

FUCK OFF GREGG. You can't call food adorable unless it has been made into the shape of a panda.

Halsall · 22/04/2022 20:45

Would you describe food as ‘adorable'? Hmm

littlbrowndog · 22/04/2022 20:45

Great food Radha

EsmaCannonball · 22/04/2022 20:45

Pebbledashery · 22/04/2022 20:40

Farokh and me could never be friends. His food would send me into anaphylaxis.

Halfway through a dinner party at Farokh's and you'd be welcoming that sweet, blissful anaphylaxis.