Masterchef: Nonna deployed, James is 38??! And all aboard the Jay train.

[Pebbledashery]

For Thurs night.

I'll say it. Kenny was so stupendously irritating.

Star fruit looks amazing but tastes of not very much really!

Farokh's constant physical flourishes are so Tobias Fünke.

Star fruit is an anti climax

Aubergine isn't my vegetable of choice

Evening all

🤣🤣

Beetroot for pud?

Shut up Gregggg

Fuck off mr flappy hands

Starfruit is not worth the effort. Like a kiwi fruit that's been on a diet.

Her boyfriend hated it. Good sign...

When your boyfriend says it's shit, believe him!

Mushroom forest.

Just make food.

I'm not going there for dinner

Farokh is doing octopus in a black hole. Of course he is.

Batshit bonkers.

No no nope no to octopus. It is like eating a dog. They are too clever.

You definitely haven't sold it to me there. Kiwifruit is the 3rd worst fruit.

Evening chuffs. Waves to Ellen’s retreating back.
Farokh is going full on faux Heston tonight.

Poirotti's food is so full of pretentiousness it's going to suddenly grow legs, don on a cravatte and bowler hat and click it's heels and run off into the masterchef sunset

I feel same 😢

Thomasina looks like she needs a good meal.

Farokh Is cooking pebbles nightmare, food hell mushrooms and runny egg yolk.

Agree totally!

Don't kill octopi!