Selling Sunset - Season 5

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Anyone else looking forward to this coming on Netflix on the 22nd?

I know it's shit but I've binge watched the first four seasons and love looking at the big houses, seeing what the commission will be and really enjoy the scripted drama.

There's a new realtor joining the O group too.

The tea party outfits WTF

Am slowly getting through them. Did Christine actually say publicly that she married for money? I know we all know she did but did she actually say it? That's sad on her husband if she did, do you think they have some sort of agreement or is he oblivious to it?

Does Christine actually dress like that generally?

Mary/Chrishell etc look over the top in their sky high heels and bodycon, but Christine is several levels above them in terms of ridiculousness.

Finished! What do we think of Micah?
I'm really not keen on Chelsea! Her accent kept changing! It reminded me of that episode of friends where Ross is faking the English accent and trying to phase it out lol!!

Whose Micah?? Sorry drawing a total blank. Remember the name can't remember what they look like

I’m only up to episode 4 so don’t know how things develop but Micah is the property developer (think that’s his job) who Emma visits, I’m up to where she had dinner with him at the restaurant he was opening.

Last episode. Micha and Emma. You’ll feel you are watching something you shouldn’t!

that’s me binged the lot.

Ooohhh him!! Mescal (whatever that is) guy

Haha yep!!!! Her figure though!!!!! Diet starts Monday!

I've just finished the whole series too.
Liked Micha and Emma together.
Christine was on form this series! Such a bitch but thought it was really entertaining too, more so than last series.
Wasn't keen on Chelsea which was a shame as I really wanted to like the British person! Although I did like the Sketchers airess who she showed that mansion to, totally off her rocker.
Felt for Chrishell at the end. I'm also 40 and can identify with wondering why you haven't got it figured out yet.
They all have gorgeous figures. I bet they don't eat a whole Easter egg while sat on the sofa binging netflix!!!
On the whole I really enjoyed it, and we got to see some great houses too.

Love SS!
Am I the only one who can't stand chrishell?!
Maya is my fave x

What happens to Christina's hat at the tea party . Appears to change style and colour part way through. Both are ridiculous

Maya is just lovely. So understated and just quietly brilliant.

I'm up to episode 6 now. Really can't take to Chelsea and I agree about her ever changing pseudo American accent. Emma is growing on me. Micah seems nice but his eyes are like piss holes in the snow 😆 Honestly, all the women are very attractive but every single man in the show is an ugly fucker imo. Christine is getting boring, it's just more of the same in every episode. And Davina is weird, I get the feeling she's someone who's quite socially awkward and doesn't make friends easily in real life.

Emma’s expressions are brilliant, when Christine is talking rtc

yes new guy can’t open his eyes very well, or something

all the women at OG are very attractive, it’s really pronounced. Especially if more normal people get in the shot

The outfits have definitely got more outrageous as the years have gone on. And what's with Christine channelling Michael Jackson with the one glove thing?
I have to add though, I do respect Davina for being the only one who hasn't felt the need to have her boobs done.

Great trash tv!

Really feel for Chrishell, would love to see her get that happy ending but think it's so good to see someone being clear about what they need from a relationship from the get go and not staying in a relationship that can't give you that, no matter how hard.

Just read the sad news about Maya and the baby. I don't like Davina comes across very hard nosed. I want a LA mansion though

Just read up on this what an inspiration.

www.womenshealthmag.com/life/a39776264/selling-sunset-maya-vander-children-miami/

I cannot stand Chelsea. She comes across as trying to be ghetto American but posher and at the same time trying to keep her London twang.

would anyone take a real estate agent serious if they dressed like that in the UK? Boobs and minge hanging out.

Chelsea’s huge fake boobs are horrific. Also from the get go, she is very opinionated and aggressive with everyone. Completely lacks soft skills.

The other thing with Chelsea is that her opening gambit when introducing herself is a pointed question about some bitchy gossip Christine told her.

I'm late starting. What was the argument between the brothers about at the beach in the first episode?

Also can't stand Chelsea.

Just finished. Loved it. Although the ending was a bit meh......but I see there is a 'reunion' in a couple of weeks.

Chelsea - omg, no. Why have none of the others taken her to task and told her the mind her own effing business? She just wades in accusing everyone and being an utter bitch. She does seem well connected though so I guess the $$$$$$ win at the end of the day

Chrishell - I swing between liking her and not liking her. Not keen on her and Jason and why was she always kissing his bald head like he was a little baby? Cringe.

LOVE Amanza, she is the most real one out the lot. Her teeny tiny braided hair styles though makes my scalp itch!

And I like Mary - I think she'd be a good friend as well as Amanza

Starting the like Heather. I think she's stepped back from the drama and it's done her good

Vanessa unfortunately has never fitted in. And has she actually sold anything yet? Her and Davina never seem to bring home any deals. But V and Nick seem loved up so I hope they make a go of it.

Poor Maya - watching the scenes where she is obvs quite far on in her pregnancy yet knowing the news that it sadly isn't to be. So sad.

But overall, love the ridiculous fashion, the houses, the thousands of bathrooms, the skyscraper heels (how do they drive?!) and the ten tonnes of red lippie (Christine - I'm looking at you)

Chelsea sucking up to Christine is just the same as Vanessa when she joined.
Vanessa hasn't done anything since.