Selling Sunset - Season 5

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Anyone else looking forward to this coming on Netflix on the 22nd?

I know it's shit but I've binge watched the first four seasons and love looking at the big houses, seeing what the commission will be and really enjoy the scripted drama.

There's a new realtor joining the O group too.

Haven't watched any yet as the bloody kids won't let me have 5 minutes peace.

Think it'll have to be a Monday binge when they're at school...

Emma? Yes, she's growing on me too. I love the house she is trying to sell at the moment. Won't say more as others haven't watched it but I love it.

Binged 4 episodes last night.

I know a lot of it is probably scripted and fake but I honestly think Christine has turned into a caricature of herself. She's let the fame go to her head. She was always a bitch but it's like everything is massively exaggerated, from the hair to the shoes and lips...

Couldn't warm to Chelsea "Hello peasants!"..."Bad bitches don't cry"....these girls are not nice people. I can't stand bitchy women who say they are being bullied when someone calls them out on their shit.

I'm on the nice girls side lol - Chrishelle, Mary and Emma. They support each other. Heather I was a bit meh about but she's grown on me, she talks a lot of sense - loved the way she stood up to Christine when they met for lunch.

The houses are a bit souless...I prefer the houses on the Hamptons programme - can't remember the name of it....

Oh and Chelsea and Christine's first meeting - so cringey and fake...it must be soul destroying to live in a world like that when you're just competeing against each other - who can be the thinnest, prettiest etc.

My toes curl everytime I watch these two. Not a real friendship. More of a mutual beneficial partnership.

And the picnic on the beach with the babies - WTF was that - candles and mirrors everywhere! No sandy sandwiches in sight😆

I've only watched 2 episodes, not like me, I usually binge the whole lot when they drop. Maybe I'm not feeling it this season.

There was very little house's maybe we get more after episode 2? I do love the house's.

It's weird seeing Jason and chrishell together especially as we know they only lasted a few months, they are very cringy together, his height compared to her just doesn't look right, they look awkward.

I'm not sure what the dates were when this was filmed, I see Maya is pregnant in it, is this the pregnancy that unfortunately resulted in her poor baby being still born or is this a new pregnancy?

I've always loved Christine, she cracks me up. She just doesn't give a shit.

Why is Mary so shaky? I noticed it last season but it seems much worse this season, is she very nervous?

I'm not liking chrishell this season, don't know why, can't seem to put my finger on it, I'm rolling my eyes when she speaks.

Amanza is definitely my favourite so far, she's come on great since she first started, always being late, not organised. She's very funny too.

Hopefully the rest of the episodes get better.

Felt most inadequate when comparing Chelsea and Christine's afternoon on the beach to my mismatched towels, soggy egg sandwiches and thermos of coffee effort. Would love to know what Christine's sleep method is "my baby sleeps from 7pm to 7am with one waking at 4.15am" I expect it involves earplugs and a night nanny. 😵‍💫

RoundedBush yes! Emma. Sorry my mind drew a blank when typing

I'm not sure what the dates were when this was filmed, I see Maya is pregnant in it, is this the pregnancy that unfortunately resulted in her poor baby being still born or is this a new pregnancy? Also wondered this!

I also want more property porn. And also I know it's Netflix and American but I would
Love the house price to be translated into ££.

Who is Brett's new girlfriend don't know much about her

I didn't realise Amanaza had known Brett & Jason for 20 years thought it was literally since the start of the show

Binge watched it all ! Great series. Loking fwd to the reunion on 6th May.. they havent had one of those before.

What are they reunifying? None of them have gone anywhere. 🤔

I'm not sure what the dates were when this was filmed, I see Maya is pregnant in it, is this the pregnancy that unfortunately resulted in her poor baby being still born or is this a new pregnancy?

She only announced the stillbirth late last year (December?) so it can't be a new pregnancy if she's 5 months.

Amanza is my favourite. I love how she turned up in Greece in casual shorts and trainers with no makeup and still looked amazing. I also like Mary. Heather's voice is kind of annoying but I like the way, for the most part, she tries to stay away from the drama.
Still not feeling Vanessa since the last season, not sure about Chelsea either. Her and her husband seem as mismatched as Christine and hers.

Who is Brett's new girlfriend don't know much about her

Wasn’t her name Tina Louise? He was with her for a while and they split at the same time as Jason and Crishelle, within days iirc.

The beach trip with babies was hilarious. Can you imagine that nonsense at Scarborough

Heather has definitely grown on me, I really like her now but couldn’t stand her the first few seasons.

Vanessa doesn’t seem like a good fit to me.

Ooohh ok interesting

I like heather however I find that inviting 150 of your best friends to your hen party a bit disingenuous. Who has 150
Best friends ?? Also I would be cringing if I had open all that sexy lingerie in front of my mum. And I rethink that party is some sort of torture device for misbehaving mumsnetters. Don't get me started on the flowers (if you would call them that) Christine sent

Love watching this!
love Maya and Mary and Crishell and Emma. Cannot stand Davina. Christine is hilarious - almost a cartoon!
really not keen on Chelsea so far - up her own arse and so fake. Also Romain’s ridiculous pouty lips and negative energy and always being there and always eating. So annoying.

Vanessa takes herself so seriously. We don’t care about your pasty northern boyfriend.

Thanks for that. Wasn't sure of filming dates and when she announced it. Sad....

This season and season 4 were filmed together. They were in Greece last summer. They just split it into 2 seasons. Filmed ages ago I believe.

🤣🤣🤣

Yep love this show, like glossy magazine watching

Emma is great and her figure is mad, so slim

not keen on new British one

I usually love this show but I only made it to episode 4 last night.

i just don’t like Chrishell I think she’s good at manipulating people and situations to always look the victim. She knows what she’s doing.

not a Christine fan either. I actually liked her in the first season but they’ve just made her a massive villain stereotype and it’s getting old now

Heather didn’t used to annoy me as much as she does now but I feel like so alone who constantly has to go on about how wonderful their relationship is and publicly make such a fuss is prob over compensating

i think it’s yeh baby Maya lost she’s pregnant with and it’s heartbreaking. Always love Maya

davina has gone from season 1 when she seems to have a slightly more senior role to the other girls Tina background puppet. She’s dull and weird fashion isn’t as funny this time

Mary … Mary Mary Mary what’s happened to her?! She always seems so jumpy and weird. She was so good first few season

Mary is perpetually surprised. Could be the Botox.

It’s because of how hard Mary works - you may not realise, she doesn’t mention it much …

LOVE Amanza, think she’s great. Only on episode 2 so not sure what’s happening really soon far this season!

Also I want less scripted drama and more houses!