NEW MIC - who’s watching?

[MaryStuart]

Do we still care?
Well I do, cos I’m tuning in.
Pic below of Ep 1 drama.
Ruby / Rez….. oh pleeeaaassseee NOOOOO.

I liked Emma for saying no to the do you fancy me question

Good on her for not being fickle etc

Do Verity and Sam Prince just stand around chortling about how much ‘fun’ they’re going to have 🤷‍♀️ and what bad influences they are on each other?! I though they spent a whole weekend in Yorkshire chatting, yet he asks V if she’s single when they meet up in London… did they spend 48hr just parroting the word ‘fun’ at each other?

On Turkey Teef-watch this week I have spotted:

Tristan, sporting something akin to a day glo white gum shield
Verity, who appeared to be holding her tombstones in her head with her own hands over dinner with Tabitha.

Not enjoying the patriarchal bullshit coming out of James’s mouth, boohoo, his ego is bruised because his girlfriend emasculated him with a proposal 🙄 fair enough if he can’t change his conditioned mind to accept female empowerment, but he should at least keep his distasteful opinions to himself rather than carping on. He’s emasculating himself by acting like a whiny child 🙄

I loved this. Tristan was not expecting that was he. Brilliant 🤣🤣

I was so confused when I went to the All 4 app yesterday and there was no episode! I've just caught up.

Sam Prince is a snake. I don't know what they see in him, he's so shiny looking.

Victoria had been very heavy handed with the old contour brush that morning! She had so much makeup on, especially for during the day.

I find myself really irritated by Rez. He reminds me of a B-tec Peter Andre.

Yes yes, Tristan’s Teef have been done (in Turkey). He really was expecting to run off with ‘Ems’.

Victoria was well over-contoured. It’s so ageing. I did laff though at Mark Francis’ quips when her poker faced kid reversed that car. I suspect straight after that scene said kid was handed over to a nanny.

And Rez is definitely a pound store Peter Andre.

I really hope Maeve doesn’t listen to her pop, dumps that sorry arse James and finds herself a better man to marry.

I'm all caught up, shocked at the coming up next week bit! James 😱

Did anyone clock how gutted Verity was when chatting to Tristan and Sam came along. She looked a bit gutted when Tristan said he’d leave them to it.

She doesn't fancy Sam, despite what will probably happen!

Emma has all the stalker type vibes. I was practically screaming at Digby to walk away and not get back with her. Why can't he find a nice normal girl?

Maevas body fishnet. Gawd luv! But again, she looked amazing. She just rapidly becoming my fave character. Shame about her other half.

Where is MICs make up artist - someone needs to tone down Inga/Verity/Sams shiny faces. It's very distracting.

To be fair to James he’d made it clear he wasn’t ready for marriage. If the male female roles were reversed we’d be screaming coercive control.
Agree about Diggers, he seems so nice and relatively normal, maybe that’s why he isn’t finding love in the MIC pool.

I’m not even at the first break - and James is fucking me right off with his patronising, patriarchal vibes. ‘Maeva - I want to know who was egging you on’ as if he’s her Dad FFS.
And what the frig was that god-awful hat he was wearing right at the start. She should dump him now, for that alone.
And then the plastic duo of Tristan and Rez at breakfast. Fuck that. I’d drown myself in the marmalade rather than listen to those two blather on about ‘Ems’ and how Maeva should not have had the temerity to even consider stepping out of line. James had a plan don’t you know. Aaggghhhh.
As I said, 10 mins in.
Jeez, I’m gonna need more wine.

Have just caught up on demand. Looking forward to the next episode already!

‘Digs’ and ‘Ems’ - 🤮
I used to like Verity. She’s just very annoying now.

Next week - wowsers.

Love Maeva, really don’t see what she sees in the wet lettuce other than ££££ maybe. She’s fire and he’s plywood

Really like Em too, hope she bangs Miles just to piss Harvey off, can’t bear that miserable twat either. Looks like Em and Miles are away together atm with Liv according to the gram. Love Digs he deserves a nice girl, also love Paris and Robbie they’re a breath of fresh air!

Anyone else think Tabitha has a look of Khloe Kardashian’s?!

I think they might be filming a made in chelsea in Spain for next 2 months, seen ollie Instagram stories he was with quite a few of them

Ollie was on Binky's hen weekend recently.

Tristan, James and Harvey are all miserable twats.

Reza is insufferable, can't believe Ruby got back with him. He speaks to her terribly, It won't last.

Did anyone else see Livs insta live last night, Miles and Em were cuddling and sprang apart when someone shouted it was live 👀

I can’t stand Harv, Tristian and Rez..talk about a toxic trio! Really don’t get the Ruby Rez relationship, they seem like they can’t stand each other but don’t want the other to be with anyone else.

Absolutely loving this series.

Digby is a sweetheart. I hope Emma doesn't screw him over.

I'd love Emily and Miles to get together but only if he was actually serious about her.

Glad Sam Prince seems to be back sniffing round Inga next episode. Only to take the smug look off Verity's face. Obviously want Inga to tell him to get lost but Verity won't be pleased that he's not as into her as she thought. She's so mad about herself.

Tristan is a prick.
Julius gets far too involved in other people's business!

Agree and Ruby and Rez. They are so awful to eachother. Seem to not want the other to be happy so continue to involve themselves in a toxic relationship.

MF must be hating having to pretend to care about Victoria's kid. Especially now she's associated with an imprisoned fraudster.

I don't like Emma's face.
I know that sounds incredibly random - and I can't even express what I mean in words - but I just look at her and think 'I don't like your face'.
Is it that her face is quite small, and her features look scrunched up?
I have no idea what the fuck I mean. It's just a feeling, I suppose.

I did like it when she told Tristan she didn't fancy him though!

She is quite feline looking.
I loved it when she told Tristan too. I think she really likes him as a friend and enjoys his company. The neanderthals took that as her fancying Tristan. She seems a bit mire mature and like she is looking for other qualities apart from annoyingly smug good looking faces !

I think Emma might be a bit older? And is serious about finding someone who wants next stage etc

Digby is great. Liv was awful to him and I find it a bit annoying he’s so nice as to do the friendship thing. But I guess it means he’s over her which is good.

I think Ems did fancy Tristan but said no to punish him for telling Digs about the ‘making eyes’ stuff! I don’t trust her…

I also think Emma fancies Tristan but didn't want to say as she knew Digby was leaning towards getting back with her again. If Digby hadn't seemed interested I think she'd have been straight in there with Tristan. As she just seems super keen to be on the show I think?

Her and Digby seem a bit heavy though for so soon. Not sure why she was so upset that he didn't speak to her after dumping her...they were going out for 2 seconds do no need to drag it out!

I don’t think much of Emily sniffing round Miles. It feels snakey. Just as snakey as not trying to stop Maeva propose. I do not like her.

In fact I hope tonight’s episode sends Maeva back to him after seeing the preview.

That lettuce could hook up with every piece of rocket in sw3 and still Maeva would be ok if he waved a ring in her coupon.

Verity now looks like L’il Sameh’s mam. Creepy looking.

l’il Sameh still looks like having crabs would feel.