NEW MIC - who’s watching?

[MaryStuart]

Do we still care?
Well I do, cos I’m tuning in.
Pic below of Ep 1 drama.
Ruby / Rez….. oh pleeeaaassseee NOOOOO.

I don't trust Emma either.

And totally agree with the above comment about the proposal. I said at the time that any friend worth their salt would have strongly discouraged Maeva from doing it. Whether or not she'd actually listen is another matter

i reckon the producers thought of the proposal thing and told james to go in one direction (i.e. he didn't want to get married) and maeva in the other (let's get married) and wooo hoooo it's something exciting in mic-land.

same as the producers told olivia to take verity out and not inga and woo hooo fight scene etc etc.

but obviously i am still addicted to mic and robbie and his bf are terrific says me.

That Emma one’s legs will probably bd round Tristan like a scarf shortly.

Diggers be too nice. Tristan has more of a waft of badlad about him. Like Lynx.

That was an episode and a half!

Blimey, James has ballsed this up. Clearly he isn't ready to get married and is acting out. Maeva needs to walk away from this one.
Sam Prince is really upping the 'cunt' with each episode, he can't even pretend he's genuine for more than 30 seconds without smirking. How and why are any of them falling for this bullshit?

I truly don’t care for Emily. You are the company you keep sweety. One word. Liv.

She is a snakey twat to and about Maeva.

Miles is as bad. He consistently throws Maeva under the bus to that utter lettuce. But he keeps messing with her head. Twat.

Talking of twats. Verity and l’il Sameh. Does anything else need to be said? Really? Twats.

And the boy drama with Tris and MEJulie? Twats. MeJulie is a bigger one. Perhaps he can write a new song about it. Lots of words rhyme with twat. And quite possibly ‘engineered storyline.’

And as for that lettuce getting his leaves ‘dressed’. Twat.

And everyone else is a bunch of twats. Why is no-one telling Maeva gently? Liv only did it to be a twat. And deflect for her acting like a twat over the Inga stuff. And she achieved that beautifully. Well done. 👏🏼

And Liv would kiss ll’il Sameh for spite. Twat. And he would do it because he can. And he’s a twat.

Inga? You got him telt. Good lass.

Poor Maeva. She will struggle to bin him. That ring will sway her.

And today’s summary has been brought to you by the colour red 🤬, the number one 🖕🏼 and the word ‘twat’.

Excellent way with words as always @SheldonesqueTheBstard 🤣

God Sam Prince had a face like a plastic dinosaur toy in the on demand eppy! It looked all pterodactyl-ly from the side when he was doing his posh twat chortling. Ugh! And good on Inga for giving him the old Spanish archer. She was looking mighty fine too! Nice to see one cast member who hasn’t Huel/Exanted their way to size 0 oblivion. Glad I’m too old and podgy to be influenced by the likes of Paris, Maeva and Ruby and their ever-decreasing body sizes 😬 although Maeva is obviously extremely beautiful and should be kicking that dull dipstick James in to oblivion for treating her like shit lately!

Not keen on Miles and Emily either, she’s not particularly nice and reminds me of Skeletor, both facially and vocally. Harvey’s teeth looked like they were close to jumping out and sinking in to her when they met, so big and insecure-looking they are. I want Miles and Maeva back together! They’re too French and beautiful to trifle with the pasty, dull rosbifs in Chelsea 😆

Liking Diggers more but his hair is a bit out of control, looking a bit wiggy at the hairline for some reason.

U no there all in Parma right now don't you.or somewhere around there.huge villa room view pools."working" I get it I get it this is there work.but for 6 weeks expenses paid in a place like that.fuck ing hell.it does piss me off just A little.and that's my problem.but the privalaged life they lead and (serious face)the whole this IS a job thing.hmm.ok. amd miles onvited his mates there this weekend too.

I'm really glad they're doing a summer special series again this year, I've missed them during covid!

Not many could have pulled off Maeva’s outfit Das

My ex bought something very similar for me once. (About 25 years ago) It wasn’t my thing. I looked like someone had tried to ram 40 loaves of bread into a string shopping bag. I swear down that I still have marks on my skin from where my fat bulged out…

Like a Christmas bastard gammon.

All I need are fecking cloves.

(Tiny bit of exaggeration there but you get the drift)

Slinky French woman I am not.

I think Digsby has had a hair transplant.

Digby even!

Did I mishear Inga? Did she say Sam P and Liv had kissed in Henley?

Miles, Emily and Habbs shared a flat ages ago. I recall there was a brief nonsense between the two of them then.

Poor Maeva, Liv was unnecessarily brutal telling her about James kissing someone when he was off his face. James is awful, I agree she will find him hard to quit. She needs to move on.

Quite possibly. He is definitely trying to channel his inner Hugh Grant with his havering and foppy floppy mop.

You misheard nowt bat

According to that Grinning Twerp it was only a friendly kiss.

Which belies his initial bodily reaction of ‘ohfucksomeonetoldheraboutLivandthereisntastonenearenoughformetocrawlunder’ contortion.

He damn near went foetal.

Yikes. Liv was sly was on Inga and Verity. Don't see the attraction.

I’m sure they had a thing when they lived with Habbs. Declarations of no porking and the like but I think they explored other ‘avenues’.

I think it went wrong when pork happened with others on Em’s bed.

Little oink

What happened between Liv and Inga? Last season they were besties with a hint of sexual attraction, then they have a fight behind the scenes and they can't look at each other???

From what I can gather, Liv agreed to go out with Inga. Then made other plans with Verity and bobbed Inga off.

cue hurty feelies. Then a rammy.

Julius is sooo annoying

@SheldonesqueTheBstard sounds like you and I would’ve stolen the show at the leather n lace party 😂 although I feel I would’ve added more of a shifting-sand-in-a-bin-bag feel to proceedings 🤔

Ahh possible plugs for Digby’s ‘do then. Or rather, his don’t.

I'm fairly new to this Made in Chelsea stuff (late to party last season) but I proper cracked it when James declared 'I didn't kiss a girl in Raffles'. 😂

Also who has a bit of beef with someone then invites them to a pub or wine bar to tell them ???!!! That. Is. Not. Normal

Just weird

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, we could wobble together into that one Das 🙂

Two fine very full figures of women. As stately as a galleon to quote the magnificent Joyce Grenfell. ⛵️

How does Sam Prince get all these women to kiss him! I am baffled!!

Maeva won’t leave him, I think it’s all a set up to make good TV tbh, I wish she would tho; she deserves so much more than that wet lettuce, also she’s the only one speaking sense about Liv and Inga..the fallout and the hate from Liv especially is not normal for such a simple easily resolved argument. Got to be more to it, jealousy I think, especially now knowing Liv kisses Sam.

Hope Harvey just fades out now, literally can’t bear to see his miserable face. Similarly Tristan, loved it when Digs said his bit to him, he’s another who deserves better, Emma is 100% going to snake him. Poor digs.

I am equally baffled Prinn

L’il Sameh is as irritating as the other Sameh. More so if that is possible.

The coquettish behaviour is particularly annoying.

It isn’t even coquettish really.

Just coqueish.