NEW MIC - who’s watching?

[MaryStuart]

Do we still care?
Well I do, cos I’m tuning in.
Pic below of Ep 1 drama.
Ruby / Rez….. oh pleeeaaassseee NOOOOO.

😅

Ahem. ❄️

Or the filler is overflowing.

Any more of m’Julie’s love life and I may drown myself in hummus. Just as well it will taste fabulous. Ye can do one with your Babaganoush though. Like guzzling phlegm.

And the double date. Jesus.

You could almost do with ❄️ to endure it. Like watching giggly 4 year olds in the sand pit.

And Miles is babaganoush in the human form 🍆

Unfortunately the dress up just seems bandwagon. That or the big red bus.

And seeing as how we are about dressing up. Why is Miles wearing 1976 Elvis’s jacket?

If miles is really discussing rough sex etc in his podcast with his fans his agent needs to have a word and fast. His fans are probably many 14 and 15 year olds.
he could end up in a whole heap of trouble and a mild telling off by Emily will be the least of his problems!
And the mic producers

Miles is babaganoush in the human form 🍆

Too funny Arcane 😂

Sam ribbing M’julie. (Am I bovvered. Bovvered? Me? Bovvered? I’m not bovvered. But my angry little missus is)

Dates. Chums. Exes. Yawnz. Amanda De Cadenet 2020 version and Harv? Ok.

Miles and his DM sadface? The woman who doesn’t need lube can slide that expression off his face.

Dull as.

MIC has pretty much jumped the aubergine.

Ciao.

But congrats on your new beautiful wee one Maeva and Jim.

For all the miles lovers.

You are welcome.

@ArcaneWireless thank you. Couldn't work out who she reminded me of and it IS Amanda de Cadenet! Brilliant.

@ArcaneWireless YES! A de C.

re Miles 😂

Yes, it is all getting very boring now. Paris is a pain. She used to be beautiful but is now not somehow.
I still watch it though!

I never miss an episode and have no idea why????!!

It’s the only thing we watch that is not streamed (or normal TV not Netflix etc). I don’t bother with all the other stuff - strictly, celeb and other popular ones

But I think this is great even when it’s bad and have watched since it started 😂

I whine but I will probably still tune in like a fool. 😁

Fall out. Fall in. It is almost like being back on a parade square.

It just seems super contrived.

I will confess, although I am not fond of l’il Sameh, I’m proper enjoying him cocking a snook at M’julie. I’m also enjoying Inga going In on it too.

Georgia/Georgina whatever? His angry squeeze? Take a sit down love. You’ve overdosed on some angry chickpeas. Hummus rage.

There’s gonna be a night in the cells if they start snacking on the babaganoush.

I don’t know if Julius needs to earn much but I get the vibe he’s locked on to a gravy train so he can warble and do life coach lines in comfort

Aye, that and squishing chick peas with his feet like a Tuscan on grapes.

He is too intense.

‘oh we like all the same things’. Hummus being one of them.

It is the glue that hold socialites together apparently.

I wonder if a steak bake from Greggs would work for those who are not so swanky?

That is so funny, thank you. Absolutely spot on and now I’ve seen it I can’t I unsee it!

You are welcome bogglebrain

The ratio coupon to clothes/body is looking different. It took me a while to remember where he may have got the inspiration.

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

And up pops Liv. Probably….

After a night on the sauce and the lube, Liv and Miles out the world to rights.

Put.

Id give two tins of lube for a bastard edit button.

You’re killing me @ArcaneWireless 😂

@ArcaneWireless 😂

What's that voice thing called that a lot of the girls do? That drawl thing? I've forgotten the name for it, it's driving me mad

I can’t remember sux

It sounds like one of those talking walking dollies you got in the ‘70s. Had a little pull cord.

Same sort of noise when the battery was running out/mechanism was buggered.

@Sux2buthen vocal fry

Bazinga ✨ 👏🏼

Me inner nan is coming out.

Sweet Georgia Beige didn’t go looking for a row and Inga and l’il Sameh were mistaken? My arse.
And I see it mirrored in her face. But it is my arse - skelped version.

Well suited though - pair of fannies.

Team slinga.

Sorry. Not sorry. In the truest of ways.

Love you bro. Ciao.

Oh Thankyou that was driving me mad