Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

That voice...

Her steaks look amazing

I quite like Jontys jacket.

@Pebbledashery

Michaela must never do voice-over work

I wish tv controls were sophisticated enough to allow the muting of single characters on screen.

They shouldn't be allowed to serve all that blood and other offal, it's not fine dining is it? Not normal anyway!

You need to go up two sizes in trousers when you go to yemis house for dinner

I'm kind of fascinated by why Michaela uses that strange register of voice. It’s all very nasal and up in the head, not coming from the diaphragm at all. Weird.

I think maybe a mumu (sp?) like Homer Sampson started wearing.

Ioan is doing 6 million things.

I love rump of lamb. But can never afford it

Ioan is just showing off

Simon Wood turned into a tosser.

Shelina and Ping.

Ping on the panel! Yay!

Ioan going for that tricky herb sauce that Gregg thinks is such a stretch to make, oooooh really showing your Masterchef credentials boyo.

Be yourself. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Nope. Looks like something terrifying pooped on the plate.

Looks like a dog turd.

Bring on ma eatin’ pants Ma!
Bloody hell, 2012? I’ve been wittering with you lot for ten years?
That looks like poo. Literal poo.

Omg that starter

Shit!

No thank you.

That would get sent back to the kitchen with fury.

Just switched on to find poo on a plate. What have I missed? 💩

Blood, gizzards, feet, organs, Ioan's found himself in one of those Dexter episodes where a fellow serial killer has discovered his special fridge and is secretly letting him know it.

I think he's blown it already.