Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Right, hijack time.I know I’ll get good advice from you lot (not mc, but is food) I want an air fryer. Has to make good chips (all Dh is bothered about) big enough for 4 adults. Do lots of stuff. Under 100 quid. Hit me. Not bloody Simon again. He changed so much.

I would like one too but scared to get one - I would be making chips every night, 😱

I've caught up now. Iaon looks a bit like Ian Brady certainly.

I'm sorry that Ibz has gone. He was lovely.

Still no one as good as Eddie.

It's the Mr Spock eyebrows.

He'll be introducing us to Vulcan cuisine next, mark my words.

Just place marking, ended up away for a few days and forgot to record it🤦

Hope everyone is well.

OhWhat I've never had one, they'll wrestle my deep fryer out my cold dead hands before I gave it up 🤣

You can't beat the chips out of it 😋

Checking in...

Anyone there?

Ioan has terrifying eyes

What ho mes chickens. I am back! What's happened?

Evening.
I'm still not warming to this lot.

Here

Now Ibz has gone I don't much care about this lot.

Ping 👏👏

Hello all. I ate too many jelly beans. Who knew that was a thing?

I'm not much in love with this bunch either. Apart from Olayemi.

That's a very bright jacket, John.

Feet 🤐

🤮

Oh god. This sounds horrible.

I know Ellen, but there’s only 3 of us now, and if I can stop using the oven as much it would be good.
Chicken feet. And pig blood. Yum yum.

Bleurgh chicken feet

Er. No thanks, JP. The steaks look gorgeous, though.

When John says fascinating he means vile.

Evening.

Chicken feet and pigs' blood.

OK, J-P, you win the Repellent Challenge. We give up.

The blood. Heck🤮

Sorry but Jan Paul's soup looks terrifyingly hideous

Cold chicken jelly. It gets better.

Michaela must never do voice-over work