Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

@Blueberrycreampie

Shit!

Literally! [grin}

Simon is very media savvy. I heard him on the radio the other day opining on the new directive about calories having to be printed on menus in big restaurants. He didn’t really have a very interesting take tbh but he seems to have positioned himself as a Media Expert.

@ilovesooty

Looks like a dog turd.

Get your dog to the vet pronto

@RomainingCalm

Just switched on to find poo on a plate. What have I missed? 💩

That was the first dish, period poo and rice cakes.

@Pebbledashery

That would get sent back to the kitchen with fury.

Really? How do you like your blood done?

I am definitely not a fan of Jan Paul's cooking

That looks better than his first dish. Low bar.

Bleerrugh...

And Shelina! Oh Masterchef you are bringing out the real Ferraro rocher treats tonight! (Can’t spell)

No veg either.

Ah, JP, you tried and failed. Alas.

That steak looks as though it is drying out.

'What goes better with a steak...'

Er, chips?

Where's the chips?

Pink steak goes back to the chef for more cooking for me

Missing chips

Bleeding steak. Looks awful on the parsnip.

Looks like this round is going to have a lot of disasters.

My - Shelina is looking fine!
That’s a bit meh.not good enough at this point.

I honestly don’t get the obsession with choc fondants

Ruined that lovely steak.

That's a crapload of pistachios.

No chips, no cream, not going to hers for dinner.

Her dessert looks annoyingly delicious

Gotta have cream

Olayemi's fish looks amazing.