Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

Time*

Aw just fuck off greg

Evening all. I forgot it was on. So just watching now. These audition rounds don't work as well at the other versions. I think it's because there are only 9 and not loads of them.

Gregg really does need to fuck off

Greg has an issue 🤦‍♀️

@GrandTheftWalrus

Evening all. I forgot it was on. So just watching now. These audition rounds don't work as well at the other versions. I think it's because there are only 9 and not loads of them.

Yeah, they need about 40 to make it a proper audition round.

How's baby Walrus?

Stodgy sauce

Sorry, dude, that does not look appetising.

That sauce! 😱😱😱

That isn't sauce. That's fucking wall paper paste

Oh beige. (Saying that chicken or pork in cream and mustard sauce is my go to comfort food)

I find Sonu and Johnny not obnoxious, therefore they are jinxed.

He’s in fashion?

Love the narrators attempt on pronunciation there

He’s through

Evening my little mange toutes, that mushroom sauce looks like porridge and not in a good way. I thought the remark about the oil on the koftas was mean, home made Indian/Pakistani food is oily, that’s why god invented flatbread…….

@viques

Evening my little mange toutes, that mushroom sauce looks like porridge and not in a good way. I thought the remark about the oil on the koftas was mean, home made Indian/Pakistani food is oily, that’s why god invented flatbread…….

Yeah

It feels like a real mixed bag tonight

Yay ibz

So, what do you do in the real world?

Well, Gregg, I'm a professional MMA fighter and I do the weekend shift at Porton Down.

(No snappy comeback from Gregg.)

Nooooooooo

Huh. I thought they were unimpressed by Ioan's food!

@GrouchyKiwi

Huh. I thought they were unimpressed by Ioan's food!

Same too out of balance all wrong size.

I never liked ion# food 🤷‍♀️