Masterchef: Homage to potatoes, Greggs inner depths and Holly works in the theatre did you know?

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

What the hell do you mean you've been practising, Michaela? Don't you know you're supposed to wing it and go down in a blaze of attempted glory?

Sonu's cooking sounds adventurous.

9 kids. Blimey.

8 siblings. 👏 he should know cooking

Respect, Ibz's Mum.

Too many of this year's contestants seem to have one eye on a regular spot on Saturday Kitchen. I miss people like Irini.

He looks like he's still cooking for 10x people.

Am one of 6

We can cook

Yeah masterchef is just the competition for a slow coach. Doh.

And taught him to cook for them. Good woman.
Choko! Tastes of sweet fuck all.

@littlbrowndog

Am one of 6

We can cook

Am one of 7. We can all cook too.

Michaelas face annoys me, sorry ill be the one to say it.

👏👏kiwi. Us big families. Have to learn to cook

Omg this looks so good

Imagine if Holly and Michaela both get to the final. It will be like All About Eve but with celeriac.

"You know how to cook chicken properly, well done." Patronising twat.

I love that cho cho salad

@EsmaCannonball

Imagine if Holly and Michaela both get to the final. It will be like All About Eve but with celeriac.

Amazing.

Gregg is basically a potato with glasses

Mum was one of 6. She couldn’t. 😁

A nightmare come true

No I want a curry now.

Oh no, this is like kicking a puppy.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Oh no, this is like kicking a puppy.

I know 😢😢😢

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