MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

Kate is really pretty. She makes herself sound like she's like the back end of a bus.

Always weird when they add new couples but let's hope they bring some real drama!

Feel sorry for Holly, all she wanted was a man to have babies with and now 2 men are matched with new brides and both of them are desperate for babies.

It is the tale of two brides I think.

Kate’s vows were in the champagne glass half empty realm though.

And she is a bit on the fussy fuckin picky side for someone who has had to alter herself to feel beautiful.

I’ll be back.

Just waiting for the princess to wipe her face off.

@DidgeDoolittle

Kate is really pretty. She makes herself sound like she's like the back end of a bus.

I think her comments might explain why she was still single, she has not even given him a chance!!!

Her vows were along the lines of ‘every fucking man I’ve met has done me wrong and have been disappointing and this has led me to you’

and I’m disappointed still

I'm watching Kate thinking why has she had it so bad? Who keeps rejecting her? And then she sticks her nose up within a minute of meeting the new hubby. Ffs!
I am like a drug addict. I know I shouldn't be here, but I can't stop myself.

I can’t get over the late bride’s lateness. Or rudeness.

Anne is beautiful. Bet he wished he got her.

Clina has achieved a lot in life.

Including cultivating a self important self absorbed inner core of cahnt.

3 hours?

You’ll not get that back mate. You could have built a floor of skyscraper in that time.

And ‘hubby’?

Funny kindy of wordy for suchy a hardfacedy princessy.

Oh no.

Kate and Matt. I’ve got the cringe.

He is right in there. Like lotion.

Confidence is fine. She’d rather be closer to a croc.

Not the shoes.

Oh it is too much.

My legs have been sooked up my foof with the cringe.

@Oldh

I'm watching Kate thinking why has she had it so bad? Who keeps rejecting her? And then she sticks her nose up within a minute of meeting the new hubby. Ffs! I am like a drug addict. I know I shouldn't be here, but I can't stop myself.

I agree. I don't think she's been unlucky in love because of her looks.

Clina a ‘bit of a diva’?

No shit.

That’s like saying Chanel is a bit of a designer brand.

There's not a chance I'd have waited three hours for someone who was so inconsiderate that she thought it ok to leave her groom standing there for all that time.

Clina telling him about the Pom but not her best friend son who has been put firmly just into friend territory for the purposes of pup sitting.

🐩. No pom pic. Starts with po though.

Which matches the po faced look on the couPOns of his friends.

I think Clina will be all over him when she realises how rich he is, he is def playing down his business.

He might be downplaying his business.

Not as much as she is playing down her dog sitter….

I guess the fact that she was 16 when she had her son might make her worried of being judged.

But she hasn’t even mentioned him.

If someone judged me for a child I’d not want to be with them.

Oh Dom.

Don’t spoil it love.

#flushgate

And the advert?

Dom eh nooo hoho.

Oh ffs what a fuckin palavar

Just tell him ya wee diva

I was feeling a bit low tonight.
But "I'm no Fabio" has reminded me of the time Fabio was hit in the face by a goose on a roller coaster, and I've sat giggling for the past 10 mins 🤣

fly

Classic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Poor goose though.

I hope its beak was harder than Fabio’s one.

Dom sweetie - filter. Just a wee bit.

And keep out Liv.

Ye ain’t perfect. Yer inner Glenn Close is poking out.

God these new women are horrid 🤬