So let’s have a recap from the producers’ point of view.
Jess (this series) was happily matched with another guy who they had to boot out as unsavoury posts from his social media hit the light.
What do we do with Jess?
Let’s honour her contract and match her with someone else. Dan. They don’t get on. Jess gives him a hard time, he’s a flake, she gives him a harder time, she votes leave, he votes stay but she’s had enough, this isn’t what she signed up for, she walks out.
So, what do we do with Dan?
I know, let’s keep him in and set him up with Carolina for drama and ratings, tell them they can stay on in the ixperiment as a new couple obviously the ixperts will have to agree but don’t you worry, it happened last year and it was fine, here you go, here are the mics, in you go, gallery to Bob, tell them to stick it where the sun don’t shine ooh hot potato lobs grenade sits back rub hands ratings. THE MOST DRAMATIC EPISODE EVER!