MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

@SummerSazz

God these new women are horrid 🤬

Aren't they just!! ... 😳

Don’t worry.

Liv will take them under her wing. Birds of a feather and all that.

A bit like Fabio.

Tamara's face. It never moves or has any expression. Is it botoxed to the hilts?

Kate's face is so miserable. Have some fun ffs!

Her twin was giving it a bit of Dame Edna at the top table too.

Swear down.

Could Dom not just say she's sorry!!

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Her twin was giving it a bit of Dame Edna at the top table too.

Swear down.

That was exactly her face!! Great find 👏

They're talking about the 16 year old son like he's a recurrent bout of genital herpes "it's something I'll have to get used to"!

I'm not feeling much hope for this lot or tomorrow if the trailer is anything to go by.....

Surely I'm not the only one who finds Matt attractive?

Kate seems to have a lot of issues, her looks and figure are grand, I think it's very negative attitude that is ugly.

@NeverChange

Surely I'm not the only one who finds Matt attractive?

Kate seems to have a lot of issues, her looks and figure are grand, I think it's very negative attitude that is ugly.

I think he is a little too 'handsy' and like an over effusive impatient puppy but I think she is pushing him into looking like a bit of a tit.

Her negative attitude and visible repulsion is def making her look ugly

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

fly

Classic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've been watching the youtube video. It tickles me hugely, the entire thing is such a combination of unlikely events that all happened at once 🤣

Matt is really attractive. But bloody hell, I don't really want my husband constantly stroking my skin far less a husband I've literally just met. He's so full on.

Dom 😬😬 He's hurt and asking for reassurance, and your response is "It's been hard for ME"

Agree that Matt isn’t offensive looking at all.

But the strokey, kissy shit is too much.

If anyone saw sleb goggle box discussing Kristina on first dates? Just like that.

Too much. He just forgot to say ‘hey leggy lady’

Dom is so selfish and self-absorbed. She lives to judge other people.

Is Kate even into men? Has she considered that she might be into women? Or plants?

Happy wife, happy life??? And her makeup looks exactly the same as what the professional did!

Get thee to spec savers dillite

The highlighter she applied was a full 2mm higher than the mua’s effort.

I love how all the existing couples are sat at the kiddie table

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Get thee to spec savers dillite

The highlighter she applied was a full 2mm higher than the mua’s effort.

Oh. You are right! I do need to visit Specsavers, you are right.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Agree that Matt isn’t offensive looking at all.

But the strokey, kissy shit is too much.

If anyone saw sleb goggle box discussing Kristina on first dates? Just like that.

Too much. He just forgot to say ‘hey leggy lady’

It is very much in the feathery strokey end of things. It made my skin crawl. Kate is absolutely allergic to him.

Oh dear. Has noone ever told Matt to read the body language and not go a full on "50-year ild virgin let loose" on women?

The other groom saying "I have no idea who I just married" about Carolina not being honest with him 😂😂😂😂 M8. You just married someone you met. You literally don't know her!

🤣🤣

Tomorrow's honeymoon preview of Kate and Matt reminded me of Megan and Bob from the UK's MAFS. She too had a massive ick towards the guy and he too behaved like a pillock. This will not end well.

Also, were all mingers kept back for a reason? The first batch look like they came from poundland. The second lot must have come from the bargain bin.

Matt is so sleazy.

I think Matt is like anti bio oil.

She’ll be left with the same scars. She’ll just feel slidier.