MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

Olivia's a disgrace. Smug and nasty. Turning on the tears to try and distract from the way she turned on Hollie.

Olivia only apologised to Holly for the way she spoke, her intense language. She was careful not to apologise for the content of what she said.

Olivia was horrible to poor Holly. Fair play to Holly for saying how upset she was that she didn't have the support of the group.

Al- you're not alone. No one can read Sam's signals.

Catching up later hopefully.

You are making my Irma flutter….

Thankyou for the thread I stopped reading the other one too many near spoilers oh and Liv really let herself down

I think Selina looks so very pretty with less make up.

Olivia would be a dreadful teacher!

I think Holly is an awful person!

You might be shocked at this folks, but I'm starting to think it's all about just playing to the cameras.

Yes, can’t believe that Olivia was complaining about Holly’s facial expressions when she is constantly gurning! As a pp says very à la holly willoughby when interviewing. So fake.

Not sure about Brent and Tamara as there’s not enough of them seen. I’m really liking Al!

Olivia strikes me as very odd. I really liked her at the start but she was so dismissive of Holly and her apology seemed so insincere.

She seems as highly strung as Holly and like she'll have a childish temper tantrum any minute if she's not agreed with.

I would live to see her reaction to Jackson if he ever did anything she didn't like or agree with.

@Emmas85

I think Holly is an awful person!

Care to give reasons why?

Holly is very emotional but I would worry about anyone not showing emotion when they're being screwed over by people they thought were their friends!

Liv was simply bursting to have her say.
She didn't like Holly and that was all that mattered to her. She had no ability to set that aside and consider what was actually happening to Holly or view her own behaviour towards Holly.

The rest of the group at least appeared to understand once Holly spelled it out and accepted their responsibility. Liv clearly didn't and only 'apologised' to keep in with the group. Not nice at all.

Liv was so..... righteous.
As if she thought her opinion actually mattered. Her opinion is irrelevant. Just because her relationship is working out doesn't qualify her to judge/ advise the others. She's smug. And she was wrong.

I'm beginning to feel a bit for Al (as well as Sam). He is definitely no good at reading Sam - but she has given out some confusing messages.
I can't see why they were matched at all.

It's really nice to see Selina looking more relaxed, and happy.

I can't workout what's happening with Ant and Selin ... Are they genuinely getting on ..?

@Emmas85

I think Holly is an awful person!

I agree, she's a drama Queen and very immature

I won't discuss Liv as PPs have already summed up my thoughts perfectly but

I feel bad for Ella. She seems nice but isn't getting much from Mitch and he seems pretty cold - that conversation at the dinner party was horrible. I can't tell if he's shy worried about getting hurt and that's coming across like he's a dick - or if he's just a dick.

I really like Holly she's quirky, sweet a but too intense and waffly but that's actually quite endearing. She's far from eloquent but she is very intuitive. 5 mins looking into Andrews eyes and she realised a he was a knob and B she'd tried too hard. It was great self awareness. I honestly don't think I'd have her level of dignity given she was sat there full of hope and optimism having built the beginnings of a relationship and slept him and he utterly trashed and gaslit her.

Not sure if Selin just enjoys the drama or has genuinely learnt from her treatment of Andrew. Dom has been a star.

Here again.

It was touch and go. I could barely let go of the pearls having got beyond a certain episode. And I’ve sighed myself inside out.

I just don’t know whether to love it or hate it. Just as well I’m not totally hooked…

But I’m buzzing to not be working tonight. It makes a change. So grab yer strings of oyster phlegm.

Selina is utterly beautiful but oh my those lashes. It is like she has smuggled in kittens. All she needs are some puppies and she is Mariah.

Sam needs to sort herself out. She could have said no. That is it.

Holly - poor bugger.

Not loving Liv calling Holly for eye rolling. When she eye rolled AND had a pursed up mouth like a gorilla’s arse. with piles.

And yes she said what I thought. Why wouldn’t anyone think what has he done to her to make her move her chair etc. Good on the lass.

Now, in all honesty, I’d probably see my arse with someone like Holly as she is way waaaaay too intense for me. But she’d have been given a chance to speak and in fairness, she’d have won me ower.

Like whingasaurus said, she has been dignified as fuck when she must be kicking herself silly for falling for his patter and letting him help himself. And on telly to boot. (Fecking loved your post by the way saurus) 😍

I wanted her to take him down a peg or twenty thousand.

His daughter bastard well does NEED someone like Holly in her life. She has self worth and can hold her head up high after a close encounter with a third kind. A bellendycuntytwatarseholeytit kind.

Of which there is a female version with rolling eyes at the ceremony. Not looking at you liv. Oh no….

And good on her for calling out those who treated her so shabbily at the dinner party. Eh Tamara?

Fucking loving Dom and funnily enough Selin. (I’m warming to her now she isn’t being an arse)

And Jackson? You’ve been listening to that puffer fish cheeked bint at your side. And the three year old voice? Get fucked.

They might want to listen to both sides of the story - just not to fucking HEAR it.

Holly’s self worth is a gift she has spread to women who might be silently putting up with a total cock.

I love that she wrote leave.

Girl you fecking rock your world. 👑

And bully men are cowards when called out. As he proved.

I’ll come back for the second bit….

Liv’s non apology? Equivalent of I’m sorry I’ve poked your eyes out but I’ll put £1 in the guide dog tin.

And her self awareness (as said by the ixpert) for recognising she was a cahnt to Holly?

Had to be asked about it. That apology was not freely given from the heart.

Not buying her tears. Patting away at ones that aren’t there. Dom has her clocked 😍. Fucking loving Dom at the mo.

I’m actually sorry for Al because he is a bit of a 12 year old relationship wise but the thing about ‘pressurising’ her to kiss? She was fine with it until the others said they hadn’t. If she really, really didn’t want to do it, then NO is a good enough word.

She is right that she shouldn’t do stuff she doesn’t want to do. Do it in private if you don’t want to do it in front of folk. But use your NO
because he is now thinking he shoved you into it.

Use yer words Sam.

Has Al had his beak done? His profile doesn’t seem in proportion.

Selin and Ant? Keep going. Loving the happy. Not living that ill-fitting corset top. Half your boobagery are under the cups.

Don and Jack? Aye. You’ll do. 🙂. True to themselves.

Selina and Cody? Nice to see that he has put his money where his mouth was. Ahem. Anyway he stepped up.

I don’t like the big fuss about making them talk about doing the sex. The ixperts keep saying intumaceh isn’t just about sex. Make it so.

Ella seems like a cracker. If dolls eyes Mitch (remember Jaws?) doesn’t pull his finger out, I’d be taking a leaf out of Holly’s book. He needs to learn that actually being present in life is better than being a presence on the gram.

I caught anger in them doll eyes though when Pob and the ixperts called him out. He might be purty but there is a side flashing away in there.

Tam and Brent. She needs to go hobbling after Andrew. Her face was more liked a slapped arse than an actual slapped arse.

Something is happening there that we aren’t getting to see. Both of them are reactive. Why?

Anyway. That’s me done. Time to get those pearls out for gripping.

But something is amiss in my world.

Summat is awful wrong because I am opening my mouth and Pob is falling out 😬.

I’ve got Pobid19. 😷

Eeeeeeeeeeee am just catching up on last night - Liv, WHAT A BITCH!! I do hope her husband shits on her from a great height.

Unreal wasn’t it salty

I couldn’t have seen my arse more than if I’d been stood in one of those triangular mirror things.

She’s going to cowk up a smug ball if she isn’t careful.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Unreal wasn’t it salty

I couldn’t have seen my arse more than if I’d been stood in one of those triangular mirror things.

She’s going to cowk up a smug ball if she isn’t careful.

😂😂 yer not wrong!!