MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

As you might have gathered, I’ve properly gone off Liv.

It is like she feels that her and 👄 are the power couple or summat because they are in love….

It is like she has eaten a mean girl.

Or an aibu mumsnetter what with that perfect head tilt.

Im just starting out. Have just watched the Italian wedding. I've been saving them up to beast them, so off to find the first thread now!

I love your summing up @SheldonesqueTheBstard.

I'm so disappointed in Liv and Jackson.
It is like she feels that her and👄 are the power couple or summat because they are in love

I agree with this completely. It's clear from what Liv said prior to starting this, that she lacked confidence and self esteem because of her appearance and unsatisfactory relationships. Now she's got Jackson it's as if this has flipped from insecure to arrogant! Like being successful in a relationship gives her a raised status

I think she would benefit from some work on how she judges herself and others.

I’m just astounded at the change.

It is like that very tight green frock brought out her inner hulk.

🤣

"Inner Hulk"...love it! :)

Cockinteal or cuntingreen

Six and half a dozen really.

Ahem. Language Timothy….

If we pretend for a second that this show is genuine who is more likely to need their help? A young kid who hasn't even tried being lucky in love or an older woman in her thirties struggling to find 'the one' and this is her last chance saloon before doing it alone? Yeah Liv I'm looking at you! So pissed off I got suckered in by their 'story'.

I reckon Liv has had a few chances. But if her demeanour has changed as quickly as it did for the weepy Texan, then they’ll have been off. And hiding in the outback.

I feel for Holly. I hope they help her out with regards to the baby. I reckon that knob has put her off men for life.

The universe did her wrong.

Sorry can someone help me please.

Is this the second thread?

Which is the first (no spoliers). Want to read as I watch

@Myshitisreal

Sorry can someone help me please.

Is this the second thread?

Which is the first (no spoliers). Want to read as I watch

The first thread had some posters who were watching ahead or Australian. No one posted spoilers as such but it felt as that might happen so @SheldonesqueTheBstard volunteered to start a new thread specifically to watch at e4 pace

All caught up after a few days away. Spectacular dinner party episode. I actually think that Andrew believes his truth. What a cunt. I would be killing him in his sleep if I were Holly. He has all the vibes of my narcissistic ex husband about him. And yes, where the fuck were the sisterhood? Disgraceful.

chocolatesaltyballs

He has done womanhood a favour by promoting his knobbery on the tv.

There will be little chance of him getting his Nat King anywhere.

This reminds me of big brother when the group are all smug thinking they're justified shunning an individual until ... the crowd chant on eviction night and a huge penny drops that they've got it so wrong

Anyone in particular posey?

I can't remember now @SheldonesqueTheBstard it feels like a lifetime ago! But it was always great for the 'popular' ones in the house to get a reality check from the crowd. Aah I miss BB. Especially the early days. Until they ruined it!

I think I am a bit behind where everyone else is! I'm watching episode 11 and I really am liking Cody and Selina.

I am astounded Selin and Anthony are making it work a bit more.

Does anyone else watch Made in Chelsea?

Shots of Ella from a distance really remind me of Maeva! Anyone else think this?

For some reason Liv doing her “oh l’m going to burst into tears with empathy” face when listening to to that test Andrew and his bullshit really reminded me of Holly Willoughby interviewing someone you just know is a prick on this Morning.

I loved Selin’s black dress at the dinner party with long black fringed sleeves.

Andrew is so horrible, his nasty crying face is just stupid.

I wonder why Holly was the last to arrive. I can’t help but think that was arranged so that Andrew could do his nasty little act of pretending to be the victim.

@SinisterBumFacedCat

For some reason Liv doing her “oh l’m going to burst into tears with empathy” face when listening to to that test Andrew and his bullshit really reminded me of Holly Willoughby interviewing someone you just know is a prick on this Morning.

Yes!

I think we're taking the show at face value when the reality is they are probably all staying in the same hotel and probably know everything anyway before they even go to the dinner party.

If past years are anything to go by some people will stay even if they want to leave because they know their partner needs the money. Maybe that's why Holly is doing it - maybe the money is going towards IVF.

Is anyone watching tonight?
How the hell is Olivia and Twat at on able to get away with that fucking bullshit

She's a bloody hypocrite talking about Holly pulling faces. Smug pulled faces the entire time Holly was talking.

I think the experts know exactly what Andrew was like.