MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

Umm maybe don’t go on a reality tv show if you don’t want cameras in your face Mitch.

He is absolutely dreadful. He is a walking red flag and shouldn't be on the show.

@katedan

Anyone else hating the Daniel and Carolina story? Feels very forced by the producers to create drama. All the new couples seem very odd matches and not thought through. Glad to see the back of Jess, why did she bother being on the show, she made no effort.

This is the most contrived series so far, and I’ve seen a few! 😳

Poor Dion after that photo ordering thing

I don’t know why anyone wouldn’t put their partner first; even if it’s not true - just silly to not do that

All caught up. Great to see this is turning in to the usual shenanigans...I mean imagine someone fancying one of the other contestants and meeting in secret? That's never happ....umm......

I'm somewhat finding joy in the Gillian McKeith doppelganger knitting her foof closed everytime Mr Keen says how attracted he is to her

Is it just me or does practically everyone look like someone famous? I need to make a list, it's people I can't quite put my finger on.

Poor Dion. I’d marry him. He’s really kind. I like his flamboyant style. I’d rather him than Daniel who I find grim for some reason. If it was one of the original couples meeting I’d be more interested. She’s not into him at all. I don’t find her attractive because her mean spirited pours out of her. When she said to Dion that his personality is basically shit too. Horrible.

@TitsInAbsentia

All caught up. Great to see this is turning in to the usual shenanigans...I mean imagine someone fancying one of the other contestants and meeting in secret? That's never happ....umm......

I'm somewhat finding joy in the Gillian McKeith doppelganger knitting her foof closed everytime Mr Keen says how attracted he is to her

Knitting her foof closed! 😂😂 She has proper got a stick up her ass hasn't she.

Cup of coffee and finger on fast forward and I'm all caught up.
Mitch continues to show his true colours and should never have been included on the programme.
The Carolina / Dan thing is both contrived and hackneyed. Boring.
Carolina is another nasty individual. She really enjoyed putting Dion down. Her laughing at his height and wearing heels was horrid. No way is she interested in Dan - unless her only criteria are over 180cm and goes to the gym 5 times a week
Jess won't be missed.

Just catching up on last night. I have a bit more sympathy for Dan - he was genuinely trying to move forward and Jess was just being horrid (Selin styleeee harping on about the past)

Loved the doggy surprise - I'd have been the same emotionally!

Daniel gives me the major ick. It's a combination of that tache, the earring, the lack of personality or energy and going to they gym.
Rider: I have never been to a gym in my life but manage to be decently fit and loved by my husband. So yah boo sucks Clina!

Euuuk, I think Gillian McKeith could spit on him and he'd be thinking ooo she likes me.

I'm afraid I just described her expression as "horse that has just stood on a stinkbomb".

I think Carolina looks like Julia Bradbury

"The two most opinionated women in the experiment" - the deep rooted sexism of MAFSA in a nutshell

@weekend2021

I think Carolina looks like Julia Bradbury

Ha! Yes she does.

I had a very hard time ranking the blokes for attractiveness. They are all a bit odd. Brent is probably the best of a bad bunch. The 80’s earring and hair is annoying but more so the angst ridden personalities. Over their own issues obviously. They all seem clueless about their wives.

Ella is this year's Mel.

@Bralessandfree

Euuuk, I think Gillian McKeith could spit on him and he'd be thinking ooo she likes me.

I agree, he is so desperately looking for some kind of sign....he only has to look at her gillian mckeith chewing a wasp face to know the truth, surely?

Carolina. She's like a dreadful panto baddie. She isn't even trying to give Dion a chance. She thinks she's better than him and that's it. No other consideration for anything else. Ohh, Dan goes to the gym. That's it. Nothing else matters.

Reeling here that there's people who like going to the gym.

Why is Ella so desperate for that knobhead to be happy and not be upset?

Tamara's lips are just getting and bigger. Soon they will take over her face. Or explode.

Going to the gym would actively put me off a bloke.

Yes Carolina has decided she is too good for Dion and has checked out. I don’t know if any of you used to watch Big Brothers but I get similar vibes from Carolina and Dans showmance in that they have turned up, gaged the person they consider to match with on level of attractiveness and paired up with them based on the flimsiest of connections, consequently they couldn’t be less engaging.

Oooh. Both of them once looked towards the sun. They are perfect for one another.