MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ve saged.

I feel like the experts and the rest of the group really didn't pull Cody up on his racism either - disappointing.

I feel like Selina is so unsupported. She's my favourite person in this.

I’ve only been dipping in and out so have missed big chunks but a previous poster said it was Jess’s second groom? What did miss? 🤔

Wow Mitch showed his true colours didn’t he, what a dickhead, Ella is a shadow of her former self (well what we saw on the intros), we have no idea what goes off behind those appartment doors!

I feel sorry for Selina too, very misguided by the ixperts IMO. Terrible matching for love this year, great for telly tho…

Mitch really is a grade-A dickhead.

DAFUQ is going on here...I'm catching up, well behind, not much time to read threads but please can someone explain "to crack the shits" or "cracking the shits" in it's verb form?

@TitsInAbsentia

DAFUQ is going on here...I'm catching up, well behind, not much time to read threads but please can someone explain "to crack the shits" or "cracking the shits" in it's verb form?

Basically means you’re getting shitty with me. My dad used to say it in the 80s, after we visited Australia

@icelollycraving

Kate is so like a young Gillian McKeith. She’ll be getting him to shit in a Tupperware box and/or pretend to faint to get out of a task soon.

She absolutely is! And she’s a nutritionist as well.

Mitch

I m never taking financial advice from Mitch again.

Why did he go on a TV drama if he doesn’t want to do a TV drama?

Mitch has werewolf eyes

Yes his face is so cold when he doesn't get his way

Anyone else hating the Daniel and Carolina story? Feels very forced by the producers to create drama. All the new couples seem very odd matches and not thought through. Glad to see the back of Jess, why did she bother being on the show, she made no effort.

I've never seen such terrible clothes.

@Roundlampshade

I m never taking financial advice from Mitch again.

Why did he go on a TV drama if he doesn’t want to do a TV drama?

Again ? 😲😲😲

@katedan

Anyone else hating the Daniel and Carolina story? Feels very forced by the producers to create drama. All the new couples seem very odd matches and not thought through. Glad to see the back of Jess, why did she bother being on the show, she made no effort.

It's the formula now though isn't it. Secret meet ups and text messages. Yaaaawn. I don't even think she fancies him.

Not me over here welling up at Domenica's surprise for Jack

Wow. Mitch is a gaslighting knobhead. It is horrible watching him speak to Ella the way he did.

Loved the doggy picnic surprise

Carolina us being such a nasty person to Dion.

I mean if course he will put her first. As he is nice plus she is one of the most attractive there. So he isn't lying.

Anyone who doesn't put their partner top is a duck head. I mean my partner would put me too and we're nearly 50 and I'd know he was doing it to keep me happy. But yeah, he would still put me top even if we both know it's objectively a lie.

I’m fuming at the way Jess treats Daniel. All sweetness and light in front of the experts though. The girl has issues.

No way does Clina fancy Dan.

Jess leaving isn't a great loss. She was very obviously not interested in the whole thing. Probably wasn't paid enough.

Also is it me, or does she look like she had her jaw shaved to look like a perfect doll jaw? It just looks so unnatural.

Aww Dominica reuniting Jack with his dog! 😭

Clina and Dan chatting is so fake. They are dreadful actors.

Dion never been to the gym. TRAVESTY!!! CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!