MAFSAUS9 - the Zippit thread with no spoilers, no teasers and no budgie smugglers. There may be a cockinteal… E4UK PACE

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

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@Fluffyslippersohyes

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking Selina hasn't done anything wrong. I think some if the pairings are about making good TV but Selina is so hopeful and vulnerable it feels cruel that they put her with someone who doesn't even seem to want to be in a relationship - I honestly don't even think he's into women. Selina was getting on really well with Dion at the dinner party.

I was really put off Liv from the other night. I don't know if the experts/ producers picked her for the one to get a happy ever after but I wish they'd picked Selina for that instead. There are lots of guys in the show who are really open to love, but Cody doesn't seem in the least but interested or caring, despite what he says.

Selina and Dion would be perfect. It'd a shame they don't let us vote to recouple them.

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge

Kate looks like she’s a professional sooker of Tangfastics.

I love you!! 🤣

@dillite

Carolina. She's like a dreadful panto baddie. She isn't even trying to give Dion a chance. She thinks she's better than him and that's it. No other consideration for anything else. Ohh, Dan goes to the gym. That's it. Nothing else matters.

Exactly. She has no redeeming qualities.

Watching Kate makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable.

Her social awkwardness and apparent difficulty in expressing or responding to emotions is quite extreme.

And she's been paired with someone who is equally unusual in that he has unrelenting positivity regardless of what is happening around him.

Carolina saying she'd also rank Dion last if it was based on personality, rather than looks, was unnecessary I thought.

Why does Matt fawn over Kate? She doesn't exactly display a winning personality. And it isn't a successful strategy either.

I'm somewhat finding joy in the Gillian McKeith doppelganger knitting her foof closed everytime Mr Keen says how attracted he is to her

I literally just laughed out loud to that and had to look round to see if anyone heard

I'm still laughing

I can imagine Matt being quite hard to get through to with that relentless cheeriness which would make Kate feel more uncomfortable. As in 'are you even seeing and responding to me here or just some woman shaped cypher?'. I don't know if it was edited to look like she was ignoring him choking though, what an odd pairing!

@Justkoko

Is it just me or does practically everyone look like someone famous? I need to make a list, it's people I can't quite put my finger on.

Definitely this! We think Mitch looks like Kier Starmer.

I think Sam looks like Ellie Goulding (in some EG pictures)

It’s a shame as I think Matt would have been an ideal pairing for Holly.

@academicallyblonde

It’s a shame as I think Matt would have been an ideal pairing for Holly.

Now that would have been a great idea ! Why don't the experts mix things up once they get to know personalities a bit better

Invite Holly to a mixer , give her 2 Prosecco and her ovaries would be winding him in !!!!

When I first saw Liv I thought she looked like Ingrid Bergman in Gaslight. 🤪

I can't believe these people purport to be adults. It's like the fourth form common room!

@Justkoko

Is it just me or does practically everyone look like someone famous? I need to make a list, it's people I can't quite put my finger on.

I think Dion looks like a slightly less good looking version of Martin Kemp (pre silver fox)

"He doesn't like going to the gym and he doesn't eat breakfast" has really made me laugh.

I think Dion looks like a slightly less good looking version of Martin Kemp (pre silver fox)

errrr...... WHAT???

I think that Perhaps Kate and Clina should move in together and live in their personal cuntdom.

@TinselAngel

"He doesn't like going to the gym and he doesn't eat breakfast" has really made me laugh.

Therefore he should be thrown into the lions den.

It must be annoying if you have given your list of attributes you find attractive - tall, sporty etc - and are matched with a slightly portly man who wears heels though. Why bother listing anything?

For the drama?

Did Clina put her makeup on in the dark backwards? She looks bruised.

It's always Dom that is asking all the questions and picking all the battles.

Domenica must surely be the make up artist for casualty. She looks like she has raging conjunctivitis.