Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS!! Faye is out on bail, but could go back to jail - all thanks to her false nail…

[WomanStanleyWoman]

It’s such a silly tale, the storylines are stale, ‘It’s gone to pot!’, we wail; we’ll try to give it up - but fail.

Habit? Boredom? Nostalgia?

All three?

Going back to forgotten storylines - weren’t we supposed to have a big fall-out between Aadi and Dev because Aadi thinks Dev favours Asha?

Completely forgotten. Aadi just hangs around in the background of Summer’s storylines instead.

Maybe Dev got brownie points for letting his Ex jail bird friend/half murderer of women next door move in? Be interested see if Amy does get into Uni and what she will do. This be first generation that do. Think Twins are a year below so only first year of A levels.

Summer bound to have episode miss her exams because of having hypo on bathroom floor, Billy will moan it’s all his fault not putting her first blah blah blah.

Isn’t there blood test Diabetics do every few months that tells how well sugars are doing? You can’t cheat that as gives overall level rather than just before a binge.

Award for best line said with straight face “you have a lovely home you have no trouble selling it!!!!” Does Fizz think she’s getting 50:50 or something? She does realise mortgage needs paying off first?

How could summer tell it was her that had been upskirted !!

What on earth did Summer have on her feet when she was in Dr Badass's surgery?

They’re really getting their money’s worth out of the “kids upstairs” sound effects’

Was it at the Xmas ball? I vaguely remember him taking pictures of girls some where. So hard for girls these days with that sort of thing going on. Nice see Amy having a story line

The homeless guy who found Joseph looks familiar. Who does he remind me of?

@thenightsky

The homeless guy who found Joseph looks familiar. Who does he remind me of?

Howard from Take That?

Bernie's friend?

@thenightsky

The homeless guy who found Joseph looks familiar. Who does he remind me of?

He was the farmer in Downton that "adopted" Lady Edith's baby.

And apparently he's been in Corrie twice before as different people!

But yes @Housewife2010, Howard Donald!

Sorry. Got my Downton farmers mixed up. He's the one Edith worked for in the war.

I can't keep up with these odd men who keep appearing; there's the one who is running Speed Dahl and now the one who found Joseph.

hal

Wow you’ve got good memories. I’d never have remembered that!

I thought he looks a bit like Stu. He’ll be a relative!

I’m impressed at memories I have look up current cast half the time. How old is Rita why is she still running the shop? In old Corrie it’s 1999 and she’s already given it up retire once!

As a Londoner I nearly fell off the sofa when they valued the house at £150-175k

Need another gas explosion to remove all the characters except Cougar Jenny, Gormless Steve And Traceyluv.

Not sure what kind of storyline they could be create??

Well looks like fizz and girls are going if house sells and new BF doesn’t turn out to be gold digger (unlikely) Please give it a refurb I get depressed just looking at it.

Poor Jenny no story lines just keeps walking down street adding to other peoples conversations like how Kirk character is. Also yawn trying make Tim and Peter friends, when neglected him have any adult friends outside family for last 20 years.

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

Thick Tim is really pissing me off. FFS why doesn't he just tell Sally? This is such a stupid storyline.

It’s the law in soapland, get diagnosed with dreadful illness, always refuse treatment, don’t tell your nearest and dearest, All the soaps do it every single time, Stuart in Eastenders has cancer, refuses treatment, won’t tell his wife, rinse and repeat.

The new Speed Dahl decor is awful, before it looked comfortable and sumptuous, now it’s like stock room of Dunelm Mill.

@Akire

Isn’t there blood test Diabetics do every few months that tells how well sugars are doing? You can’t cheat that as gives overall level rather than just before a binge.

Award for best line said with straight face “you have a lovely home you have no trouble selling it!!!!” Does Fizz think she’s getting 50:50 or something? She does realise mortgage needs paying off first?

They don't have a mortgage do they? Jack and Vera left it to Tyrone.

still can’t believe he’s happy for Fizz to move away with Ruby full time and not put up a fuss or asked for 50/50 care or anything. Though now They have lodgers in flat no room for girls stay anyway. Maybe he’s planning on buying a bed sit with his half ?

@Fiddlersgreen

As a Londoner I nearly fell off the sofa when they valued the house at £150-175k

I imagine the price will go down when prospective buyers ask about the neighbours. I can just hear Fiz now. ‘Oh yes, very nice people. There’s a serial killer’s widow next door, which is nice for me as I’m the widow of a serial killer too! And funnily enough, the woman across the road was married to a serial killer too! You’d think they’d get on, but actually they can’t stand each other and usually end up brawling in the street! Funny really. Anyway, there’s a very nice family on the other side; single dad, owns a few local businesses actually. He’s done a wonderful job since his wife was murdered by her ex-lover in an arson attack on the pub on the corner.’

They don't have a mortgage do they? Jack and Vera left it to Tyrone.

No - Tyrone and Molly bought it from Jack after Vera died.