EASTENDERS 53 !! No spoilers. Maybe for once that will happen …….

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So what’s going on

Phil has kidnapped his son

Grey and Chelsea have a huge 24w PREM who should be hospital for 3mths but we will see

Will he be found out soon

Will tina return as been mentioned by Shirley

Will linda return and be sober. Can’t they allow happiness once

Sonja super nurse

Uncle fester needs to tell wife - name blank

Bernies baby must be due soon. What will happen there

Aaron who cares what happens to him

Hopefully tiff will come back and reunite with hubby. Why they just didn’t talk or text rather then a letter

We all know letters get lost

Rocky will he stay or go

JANINE - what conniving can she do

Erm

What else have I missed

Will Phil 'grass ' ?
He might be tempted !

To be fair I’m no grass and being a Mitchell is a pretty good cover. Though the way Uncle Jack is he have accidental mentioned it in pub by lunch time and Phil be back packing to Spain.

Why is Kat dressing so posh these days? (Not mentioning all her burn scars that are invisible) She’s not running business empire. She sits in back of laundrette that’s boiling all day and smells of bad socks.

Poor Ben needs ditch the business buy some hill farm in Wales and set up drama school in his shed for Lexie.

Lexie is a little madam , but she did look good as Boy George. Loved the hat

In the fictional detective books I read they do sometimes ' strike deals' to ' grass ' up people with the criminals.
I doubt it happens that much in real life , to be honest.
Phil would have to go into hiding , new identity, give up the Harrington jackets a protection programme. !! It Would be hard for such a well known ' face '.

I've clearly got my characters mixed up! But that clears up my confusion, I was confused for ages why Kheerat wore a turban.

Having looked at Wiki I was confusing Ash with Iqra, who was Muslim (and gay) which as someone else said was why Ash was saying it was possible to be both, as of course they were in a relationship.

So Phil will say "nah, I ain't a grass". Which will mean he will be held on remand for 6 weeks or so. His remand period will come to an end and he'll decide he will be a grass after all.
Convenient!

I hope he doesn't spill the beans.
So out of character for Phil

He must have grassed then ! :(

This DI has clearly been chomping during lock down

Phil looked a bit worried there for a mo! What he is going to do ?
Poor Chelsea :(
It is so tense.

Very irresponsible of Kareet to get the bear drunk.
Poor Chelsea.
I want the story to end but without too dark of a twist.

Seriously why are we still at 20min Eastenders? Corrie manages perfectly well.

Hope Grays not going start hospital staying she’s not coping then do something harm baby and blame her to keep her away.

Gray will convince the hospital she is a bad mum I suppose:(
Where are his other children ?

Can you imagine on her I’m a SM just got married had Prem baby AIBU move them
In with granny for few months as I can’t cope?

Hopefully she say she’s been at hospital but no Doubt he will check. Why does she need passport anyway? Not like he can’t find her in Spain!

Did she go to the passport office or to register Jordan 's birth ?

She did mention a new passport and had travel get though how she managed it in few hours goodness knows.

Can’t see how storyline will go, she’s not going stay get evidence and risks being killed. She can’t run anywhere for long time yet Jordan still what 25/26 weeks? Better off telling Mum and Jack and moving off square though no doubt he be chasing for custody.

Whit have break in and Rescue her at some point.

Why was Kat talking about the 4 kids today? Has she forgotten she lives with 7 kids? Do they all have separate food cupboards and pans for all those beans?

What was point of Denny’s daughter if not just for the shock dad at 13 story line? Or was it just set up in another 14y time a spotty youth will appear on square?

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Why was Kat talking about the 4 kids today? Has she forgotten she lives with 7 kids? Do they all have separate food cupboards and pans for all those beans?

She was probably not counting Stacey's 3 kids as not her responsibility technically 🤷

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What was point of Denny’s daughter if not just for the shock dad at 13 story line? Or was it just set up in another 14y time a spotty youth will appear on square?

I'd forgotten about that storyline and it wasn't even that long ago!

I love how Kat said ' it's only two and a half years ' Phil ( thinking he wouldn't get life)
Most relationships only last about six months on Eastenders!

I don't really understand why Chelsey doesn't just tell her mum and Jack about what is going on. In EE there is always the plan of 'running away' rather than do what most people do which is go and stay with your mum (even if it is just across the road). Why think of passports and getting to another country? She's far safer on the Square.

I think that Dee wouldn't understand.
She was told by Whitney he was dangerous and Dee ignored her ( I think I'm right )

So baby Jordan is 3w old and now 27w if in womb but off the ventilator

But likely to be in hospital for a good 6/8w if not due date so 13w

Madness. Do they actually speak to medical staff

Plus doesn’t matter if gray is on the birth certificate. They are married so he can be easily added

Billy was silly to not stuff money in trousers

Phil won’t grass. Will he ……..