Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go x

"Sounds fucking barking" Marcus is what you really mean

When Marcus says "interesting" he really means "batshit crazy and I don't want to eat it".

@ilovesooty

Matt is reaching peak wank.

I think he passed peak wank some time ago

Hurrah for pudding (ish). 😊

You're right Grouchy. Had forgotten about that round.

Curry, hogweed and coriander grass pudding. And you lot were complaining no-one does desserts.

Forage off!

Fuck off gregggggggg

In the midst of the excitement I was making an apple sponge and the top has burnt.

@ilovesooty

In the midst of the excitement I was making an apple sponge and the top has burnt.

Oh no!

I'll take it Sooty.

I can probably cut it off.

We're serving on pebbles now are we?

Why's it on pebbles?

Is that a bed of pebbles

Matt's pudding sounds horrible. He had some foraged stuff that tastes like coriander. Just get some coriander then !

Surely it's just caramelised and finished with carbon powder.

Oh good. Ryan's lamb has worked.

I must have missed the explanation for the pebbles.

Well done Ryan! The lamb has been vanquished

I like the look of this dish.

Duck fat fresh langousities. Why 🤦‍♀️

Well done Dan! This means that Forager Mark may be out. Come on Charith - do good too.

Dan has stepped it up lately. That dish looks so good.

Dan did well.

Nasturtium klaxon