Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go x

Halsall** Woop woop

Oh dear. Some criticism there.

Aww Charit. That's a shame

Not great for Charith. Worried he might be going.

No one needs rice Marcus

That butter looks immense. I want the recipe.

Wow charith goner

Hogweed naan bread based custard ???

Oh fuck it

Oh dear. Looks as though Charith is going.

Oh forage off Matt

Damn and blast

Wow! That's Marcus at his most effusive.

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Looks like Matt done well

Bollox

Ahh I'm quite pleased for Matt, despite his foragey wankage

Matt has just completed his audition for great British menu....

Well crap. Looks like Charith is going.

He'll be through for more foraging wankery.

Oh, Charith. I knew the first round would count for nothing.

Part of me is secretly pleased that Matt is staying. He is imaginative and also great for making fun of.

We get it Marcus, you really wanted rice

That is true Esma

Did I completely zone out of their comments on Dan?

Ryan's lamb dish was incredibly sparse. They loved it though.