Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go x

Whatever Gregg. Step aside so we can see the experts.

@Halsall

Gertrude, do tell....

I'd be here all day

Basically just what you'd expect from Greggggg Wallace. Talking about how rich he was and stupid fake jokery like asking the canteen staff what the meals were supposed to be, and didn't they know he judged Masterchef etc.

Greggggggs back

Oh God. Lamb.

By Aldi?

How big was that aubergine?!

That is a hell of a aubergine

Matt prediction - Cuckoo Pint and Badger Lasagne.

Either that or Ryan has tiny hands and uses an ickle knife.

Jeez Gertrude. He sounds like such an arse.

Did Marcus just say the lamb would be stuffed with apricot fart?

@EsmaCannonball

Matt prediction - Cuckoo Pint and Badger Lasagne.

Simultaneous LOL and retch

Ryan and lamb again. When will he ever learn?

I've never had jackfruit.

I can only surmise the pop-up venue was in sight of Big Ben and they just didn't need Gregg.

Some of this lots will get to the final without ever cooking a dessert.

@RomainingCalm

Some of this lots will get to the final without ever cooking a dessert.

They did have to do a dessert in the second round (after the skills test). But apart from that.

It's an excellent change for that very reason.

A pudding 🤣

Curry queen of puddings? No no no

Fucks sake you forager

A hogweed naan bread? Fuck off, Matt.

Of course you're using hog weed in the naan.

Curry and rice ice-cream with hogweed naan-bread.......ODFOD.

So why not use coriander?!?

Matt is reaching peak wank.